Looking at the lineup, nothing really stands out as a must see
Who are you looking to see?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The only band I'd really want to see that I know are playing is Mumford and Sons

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

They're fucking bollocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I tihnk the most entertaining band I've seen at Glastonbury were Cypress Hill

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

They'd be superb to see

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I have done.
Lords of the Underground (supporting) were many times better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

They were indeed!
Saturday afternoon 2pm, sunny day. Beer and a joint - class
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Was that 2002?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I only know one Mumford and Son song.
And I don't like it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

They're fucking bollocks, Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

They are also Noah and the Whale. I swear.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

They really are fucking shite.
Congratulations, you can spell!

Now go and kill yourself, you belming fucktard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Are Noah and the Whale the ones who sounded like the Wurzels on the first album and Tom Petty on the second?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I'm not sure which album is which
A girl I liked a while back used to have them on everytime I was at hers, they really are fucking awful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I've no time for these wankers, Roots. None at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Me neither, and God knows we have different tastes, you and I.
Shite is shite though.
Seriously, their first single was all "In foive yerrrs toim we'll be walkin rewnd the zooo" and the single they had out the other week was all "Yeah, huh, Indiana boys un dem Indiana naaahts"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

The first time I heard that song
I was driving back through Croydon after a trip to Ikea.

Up until the point I turned the radio on, I couldn't possibly see how I could get any angrier.

Turns out that my capacity for blind rage was quite a lot larger than I expected.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

It's no good. No good at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I had their album a while back
I really quite liked it, it was a bit different to what I usually tend to listen to, but very enjoyable.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot loves them
She had the privilige of seeing them in a tiny Norwich venue just before they made it big, a peculiar talent of hers having done the same thing with the Scissor Sisters.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

If only her talent was stabbing them in the heart with scissors

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

This is an amusing concept
I can think of a downside, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I equate the Scissor Sisters with Mika
Fat bird songs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Being in any sort of club when that 'Big Girls' track comes on is fucking terrifying
You can see the dancefloor straining under their weight.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Curiously, my ex-wife liked both of these
and she was a fucking huge heffalump.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Wow she really is a shit magnet, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

*brushes away flies*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I remember hearing the Scissor Sisters' version of 'Comfortably Numb' before I heard the original
Turns out they're both shite, who'd have thought it?

There are a couple of Scissor Sisters' tracks I like, having heard them before realising who the singers were.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Falsehood
Pink Floyd's version is fantastic. Which contributes to the staggering crapness of the Scissor Sisters' cover
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

It's dull as fucking ditchwater.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I'm pretty unimpressed by Pink Floyd in general

( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Their first album is a masterpiece of whimsical English psychedelia.
The singles compilation 'Relics' is perhaps even better.

Everything else is somewhere between mediocre, tedious, pompous wankery and Fucking Shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I'll be honest, Monty
To me it all sounds like pretentious guitar masturbation. They might as well be Dire Straits.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Another dismal, dismal outfit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

What are your thoughts on Jethro Tull?
They're the first live act I ever saw, aged 9.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I like 'This Was' a lot - it's a great British blues rock LP.
Stand Up's OK too but they have churned out some shit in their time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I was brought up on their 70s and 80s stuff
My Dad loves old blues rock stuff.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

The worst fiends for pretentious guitar masturbation are Dream Theater.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Surely that award goes to the fret-wankers in Dragonforce?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Dragonforce lose all pretence by not taking themselves seriously in the slightest
If they were serious, I'd agree with you 100%
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

*poses for photograph with Matt Ford*
EDIT: Get him to come to the MECHA-BA$H, that'd certainly improve it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I could ask. Been a few years since I saw him though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

No it isn't. It's only fantastic in the same way that a pair of beige slacks from an insert in a Sunday paper is fantastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I agree with all that you say here

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Very much this young Darth.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I once thought the same of Busted.
I have since seen the error of my ways.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Is this you coming out?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

*looks round*
Seen them live
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Fucking hell.
You think that's bad? I once went to see DC Talk.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

...Delirious? for me
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST!!
That's really, really bad. What on Earth were you thinking?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)

OMG I love Busted!
Charlie has the fittest eyebrows out of anyone, ever!!!!!
( wanderlust, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I used to think the girl out of Hanson was cute.
Yeah.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

A person can have fit eyebrows?
How does that work?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

The Rock has the fittest eyebrows in the world
cos they see more action than anyone else's
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

The mind boggles.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Can't see that picture, sorry.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Hmm, broken link.
www.gifflix.com/files/b2f462ddafbb.gif - There you go
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Hah, 404 not found.
Oh well.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)

FFS, stupid website

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

You know that twitchy feeling you get in your lady garden when you look at a really good beard?
Charlie's eyebrows do that to me.
( wanderlust, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

That's funny
I get a twitch in my beard whenever I see a really good lady garden.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

No, I really don't.
Being a bloke and all.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

That twitchy feeling is probably lice.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)

You absolute fucking bender
Next time anyone calls me gay, I shall reply with "not as gay as AA - he saw Busted live".

I think you can imagine that you will be seeing this sentence a lot over the coming weeks and months.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Difference, I went to get into a girls knickers.
You're already in her knickers, yet you still prance about like a little fairy boy at Christmas.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Not as gay as AA, he went to see Busted live
Furthermore, there are laws against shagging Busted fans. It's really not on to take advantage of the mentally disabled, especially the 12-year-old ones
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Meh, I was 16, so was she.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Then you fucked a mong

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Flid, actually
Not like she could stop me, although her hands flapping around did present a nice breeze for me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Cheeky shite
I won't tell her you said that, cos it made me laugh :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I changed it when I thought about it, as that would count as the first time I've ACTUALLY admitted to anything.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

My response kind of makes sense as well
Not that anyone other than us is reading this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Aye, it seems that way

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I like Mumford and Sons
I know they're nothing terribly special, musically speaking but I like them anyway.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

They're fucking bollocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I'm sure you think they are.
I like them.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

There are probably 10 acts on that lineup I'd see
It's not worth the hundreds of pounds, the thousands of people and the filth.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I concur
In 2005 I could deal with the weather and the crowds because the whole thing was so new and exciting. 2007 they opened up another field and increased capacity to 170,000 or something stupid. That's too many people to be tramping around a farm that's been pissed on all week.

Especially when most of them are cunts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

It's worth going to the once, I reckon.
I've been twice, both times in my very early twenties and now it just doesn't appeal anymore.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I'll see you upfront at the Surrey Advertiser Stage at Guildfest this year m8

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Hah, yeah, I'll be one of the hundreds
with my BMW parked thirty feet away, with my perma-tanned wife acting like she's at fucking Ascot.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Everyone who goes is a cunt to one degree or another
If they say "You just have to get into the spirit of it" then they're an especially slack and pustulent cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Marvellous imagery and admirable sentiment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Yeah I got really fed up of hearing that
When the latest torrential downpour was struggling to remove the caked-on mud from my legs. I don't pay obscene amounts of money to get pissed on in crowds of dickheads.

Any more.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I'm surprised no-one considers the benefits of a decent pair of fishing waders.
Or maybe a wetsuit.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)