You drive a van?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:58, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It has parking sensors because he is a girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

No, my car has parking sensors
my van has bumpers.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

He can't fit into normal cars, his blubber takes up too much room.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Oh yeah, good point
For a moment there I thought he was being a bloke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

You're in no position to judge someone for being blokey.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)

He thinks he is in a better position that AA
Who once went to see Busted, live.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Obi-Wan has taught you well

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Yes, but he only did it the once.
You still dance. Willingly.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)

...with my girlfriend
You wouldn't believe how many examples I could give you of men who're dating women way out of their league because they dance with them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)

You have a point there.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Well, I am
You're Southern, used to play in an orchestra and have two surnames.

You ponce.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

You're using your name and sig to say "Fabulous".

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Jealous, aren't you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

A double-barrelled member of the proletariat ?
Priceless
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Having a double-barrelled name apparently makes you middle-class
*still boggled by that*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

It makes you common if it is new and two people thought they'd simply stick them together

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

^ FACTS, ONLINE.
Unless your marriage is an alliance of decent old families, doubling the names up makes you a horrid little prole and the sort of cunt who refers to their house by the spurious name you've given it, rather than by its correct address, '13 Bog Lane, Pikestown, The North'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

No it doesn't
it just means your parents thought they were middle class.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

It's a small van.
But a van nevertheless.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Is it more or less homosexual than your bike?
Do you ever insert your bike into your van?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I inserted my bike into my van just last week
when I picked up said bike from the bike shop.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

*snigger*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Haha you've got a gay fiat doblo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)

doblo sounds like euphamism for mong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)