Brazilian death squad.
Every day my belief that this is the only solution is reinforced.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hiya Roota, i've not heard from you in AGES
How are you doing? I'm probably going to see your man in a couple of weeks but I hear you won't be coming.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm doing alright mate. And you?
I wish Edmund was here. I need some medical advice.

Alas, I cannot attend. I'm going to fucking Cumbria and I don't even want to fucking go.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

That's fucking outrageous.
You have my deepest sympathies. I'm doing okay thanks, looking forward to going home in about ten minutes. I have new T-Shirts waiting for me at the sorting office too, which is exciting.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

It is totally depressing.
Ooh what t-shirts??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

You want to kill all women who don't have hair in their knickers?
That's a bit extreme!

Or is it all bald women attacking the bloke?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

It's not extreme AA
shaving it all off is not empowering, it's just naive. Women like that out to be culled.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)

And fucking itchy................................I've heard.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I can vouch that it is for a man.
Also, fuck it. I'm going to have another cup of tea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

All you're doing now is making Darth look more manly.
He must be loving this right about now.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I think the internet just broke
...just for a second
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I did it to raise money for charity.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Well done
But Darth will be all over this like Harold Shipman on rich old women.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Considering how much it hurts, I argue it can be considered manly.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

At the start
But you're still left with something that resembles Deirdre Barlow's neck.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

What if you wax it rather than shave it?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Or use hair removal cream?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

What about people, who through no fault of their own, have their hair fall out EH AL?
WHAT ABOUT THOSE BALDY, BALDY BASTARDS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Give 'em a chamois leather to polish their heads.
It's the only way.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

If they work hard, they may even get a good hue on there!
(Yes, I stole it.)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

(from me)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I know

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Can't have sex with chemo patients, they sweat the drug, you shouldn't really touch anyone with chemo, let alone shag them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)