You know what made me fucking angry today?
Sainsbury's - who really should know fucking better - have a sad little display of awful Father's Day gifts going for next to nothing, including some pathetic chocolate Stratocasters emblazoned with...

DAD ROCK'S

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:18, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh dear, you should probably burn the place down

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Preferfably with Jamie Oliver inside it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I had a wank in the frozen section.
THAT SHOWED THEM.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

jizzicles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Maybe they were the property of Kid Rock's father, but somehow I doubt it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

he is a well known confectioner...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

He is known as the Willy Wonka of South Detroit
unfortuinately his factory is now shut down adn all of the OOmpa Lumps live in trailers and ply their singing trade on the rap battle scene.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

A purveyor of string based chocolate.
Well, he fiddled with darkies.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Hey, it's cheap chocolate.
You could use it to make brownies or something.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

internet fatty reply

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Soon to be ex fattie, if this diet goes well.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

it won't if you keep making brownies at every opportunity
How much of a fatty are you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Holy shit, you're fat and a virgin?
That's unfortunate.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

You should totally do one of those motivational conferences they have in Vegas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

No, just mildly podgy.
Besides, I was built for comfort, not speed.

Besides, it's easier for me to lose weight than for you to gain hair.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Why have you not gone for The Great Grape Ape as your name?
I put it to you that this is a clear indicator of mental retardation - and that you have a micropenis with a horrible growth on it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I cultivate the growth for additional length

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Like an articulated lorry?

(berk, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Please go and read SuperSam11's girlfriend's blog in QOTW.
It's proper rage inducing.

/unrelated.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

What a retard, why would he linnk that?
why would she write such utter driveling shit?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Fucking unbelievable.
I reckon he is 19 and wears a shiny suit to work.

She is currently in the lavatories of my office taking on all comers!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Another bad day for George Micheal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)

In certain lights it can be used to trick ladies into thinking you've a full 2.6cm of penis available.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

In ten years time
places like Sainsbury's will have gifts for Sunday, due to having mined every other pointless little "holiday" for commercial value. I look forward to receiving my weekly "Happy Sunday! Enjoy washing the car!" cards.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

"Happy Suicide"
Sorry to hear that you're leaving
Soon we will all be grieving
But we'll split all your stuff
bury you in the buff
and drink at the wake till we're heaving
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Goodbye to you, dear Uncle Fred
You piss-smelling cunt, we're glad you're dead
You didn't even have any decent gear
So rot in hell, you rancid queer.

Lots of love, The Johnsons (and Timmy the cat!)

xx
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Something tells me you actually wrote this to someone...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

It's quite, quite beautiful isn't it?
It's Wordsworth, don't you know?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)