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I've been watching The Princess Bride
last night and this morning. I understand that if you're really "into film" then it's something of a "cult movie".

Has anyone else seen it and do they have an opinion on it?
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:21, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I love that film
Because it's hilarious. And Columbo is in it
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)
I am of the opinion it's rather enjoyable.
Although it's status as a cult film is confusing to me.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)
He meant 'it's a cunts' film'

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)
OH NO MONTY IN HATING SOMETHING SHOCKER

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)
I've never seen it. It has a bent name though.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours."
You'd love it
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)
It's 'inconceivable' isn't it?

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)
If indeed that word does mean what you think it means.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Maybe he'll get mauled by some giant rats

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)
My thoughts exactly...

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)
I watched 10 minutes and it was the worst thing I've ever layed eyes on
and I've seen the B3ta flickr pool

*thousand yard stare*
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Oh God I'm really into it. But that's just me and 'film' all over.
Let's quote some lines from it - then play the 'Withnail drinking game'.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)
YOU CUNT

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)
I'm now giggling in the knowledge that you will end up watching Princess Bride
with Len
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)
It will become her favourite film of all time ever
and she will make Monty re-enact scenes, with her taking the part of Cary Elwes and Monty being Andre the Giant.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)
Hahaha!
Somebody get hold of a copy and send it to him.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

him her
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)
The reality is we'll just watch Performance and Cheech & Chong films every night.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)
You are going to get such a shock once she starts getting "into film"


Because by that I mean becoming a porn star.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Oh dear God.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)
She'll be doing it with her mother.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)
*cries*

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)
I've never seen it.
I know one line from it, that's about it.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)
You'll keep it that way if you know what's good for you

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)
I've heard extremely contrasting opinions on it, it's unusual
The only other films I can think of like that are all either Ben Stiller films or things like This Is Spinal Tap.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Oh man, Ben Stiller is such a genius
that thing he does when he puts on a funny voice or pretends to be stupid or gets his best friend to try and commit suicide.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Oh God yes I really like him too.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)
The strange thing is that of the films of his I've seen. I've liked more than I've hated.
But those ones I've hated so much it makes up for everything.

Like: Night At The Museum 1 & 2(expected them to be massively shit, was pleased they weren't), Keeping The Faith, Dodgeball.

EDIT: Ok, I've just realised, when I wrote this I thought that the above was true. However, having looked through the films of his I know, I've realised the number I hate.

Hate: Something About Mary, Zoolander, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, Mystery Men, Starsky & Hutch, and Madagascar.

Fuck me, what a cunt he is.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I like Zoolander, and Something about Mary, and Starsky and Hutch, and Madagascar 2.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Any film in which they think that making you cringe is funny is fucking shit, to me.
And I simply didn't like Madagascar 2, I thought it was lacking in pretty much every way.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I thought it was much better than number 1.
But I often find that with Number twos.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Hur Hur, poo.
Hmm, I agree with Terminator, X Men, Boondock Saints, Hellboy, Spiderman, and a couple of others I can't think of currently...
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Most people say The Godfather
I've only seen part 2 once so I can't really remember if it's better than part 1.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Aye, but I've not seen either, so I'm not able to judge

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)
I've seen the first hour of the Godfather about twenty times but never seen the rest.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Me and Mrs al watched it last saturday on the telly box
She kept falling asleep and every time she woke up she said "who's that? what happened to that guy?" and I kept having to explain it.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)
My mother used to do that.
I hate it.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)
What?????
You seriously think Terminiator 2 was better? Even with that whiney fucking shit actor kid being all fucking wet all the way through it. Terminator was so much better. Boondock Saints awesome fun film. Boondock Saints 2 was a shit parody of itself. Spiderman 1 - shit Spiderman 2 - Twice as shit. X-men was better than Xmen 2, hellboy better than hellboy 2. Godfather Part 2 was excellent but nothing without the Godfather Part 1.

The only sequel better than the original was Empire Strikes Back.

I know better than you, I'm in to film.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I've always preferred Star Wars to Empire Strikes Back
The Exorcist III is my favourite of that series, The Dark Knight was far superior to the dull Batman Begins and Ghoulies Go To College was the best of the Ghoulies films.

You are 110% correct about Terminator.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Zoolander is a brilliant film.
Anything that bemuses my parents I consider to be good.

Like Kick Ass. I watched that for the first time last night and fell off my sofa laughing.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Kick Ass is fantastic.
Zoolander is shit.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:36, Reply)
I've never laughed so much at a film.
Well apart from Bruce Almighty, but my tastes have developed since then.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Bruce Almighty had me in hysterics

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Anyone who doesn't like Spinal Tap is a fucking idiot.
That said, anyone who quotes from it is an even worse one.

Apart from 'what's wrong with being sexy?' which is acceptable.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)
That's my favourite line from This is Spinal Tap

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I've never actually seen it, but I've heard most people say it's fantastic, and several say it's shit
Never anywhere in the middle.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Because it's not actually played for laughs
you have to a) be able to spot the deadpan jokes and b) know just how ridiculous the world of heavy metal is. Which helps with a).
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I'm sure I'll watch it at some point

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)
I read somewhere that Liam Gallagher didn't realise it was a spoof.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
I like the fact that Ozzy Osbourne
actually did have a giant stonehenge backdrop during the late 80s.

And he had a dwarf who dressed up in a devils costume and jumped around on top. He used to nickname the Dwarf Ronnie.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Hahaha that's 'Midlands wit' for you.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)
Seriously Monty is right
Anyone who thinks it's shit is fucking retarded. Admit it, everyone that has told you that its shit would be better off out of the gene pool.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)
I've never actually seen it.
I keep on meaning to, but never quite get around to it.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)
It's funny, because you're talking about films, but you could also be talking about a ladies breasts and vagina.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)
And when was the last time your head saw hair?

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Right now
It's covered in short hair, it's just covered in slightly less hair around the crown than it was ten years ago.

This is great, I was only joking when you started quoting Terry Pratchett, but it appears that you actually are a virgin.

Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with that, it doesn't make you some kind of freak or loser.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Nice to see you think that, if indeed it were true.
Besides, nothing wrong with quoting Pratchett. He's a far more talented man than I could ever dream of being.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Haha!

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Probably not yours though.
Anyone with a bottle of cider has seen yours.

OH YEAH I WENT THERE!

How long are you down in London for BGB?
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Travelling down on the Friday and back home on the Sunday.
Gonz has promised to feed me so I'm looking forward to it.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)
What?
He didn't invite me round, and i'm only up the road. :(
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Maybe he thinks you don't need feeding up ; )

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)
I really like this Princess Bride
but then I am really in to film
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)
I watched Trading Places the other day.
Now that's a fucking good film.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)
I've not seen it.
Which is criminal seeing as how "into film" I am.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)
It truly is.
It's really, really fucking funny.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Perhaps you could quote from it for us
seeing as you are really in to film
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)
'THOSE MEN WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME'

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Words I've yet to have the pleasure in speaking.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)
There's plenty of time for that pet :)
You'll be beating them off with a shitty stick trufact - just wait til Galtres \o/
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Hi hon!
I'll only have eyes for you then : )))
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Aw.... *scuffs feet*
What about Burt?
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)
You can double team him.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)
He'll be too busy trying to figure out how to get me alone to worry.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)
^ Very much this.

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Because my the time you might want to use that phrase
you're already testing your gag reflex.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)
ZING!

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)
'and it was all because of this horrible, awful negro'

(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

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