Hannah Martin from Neighbours.
Or her mum Julie. She was an annoying Bitch.
( wanderlust, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Was Julie the one who fell off the hotel?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Yeah, during a murder mystery weekend I think.
I bet the writers were lolling hard at that one.
( wanderlust, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Fucking hell, I was 6 when that happened
Can't believe I remember it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I was obsessed with Neighbours from about the age of 5.
I think it used to worry my Mum a bit.
( wanderlust, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Haha, I'm not surprised it did!
After all, it's shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I would still kidnap Kym Valentine who plays Libby Kennedy
and tie her face down over a table in the basement of an abandoned office block and then I'd get out a gramophone and put on some old Charleston records and dance around just out of her line of vision wearing a batman outfit. Then I'd lay out a picnic blanket, open up two bottles of champagne, put a straw in one and put it close enough for her to reach and then toast to our future lives together.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

You have planned this out
Libby would get it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I love Kym Valentine more than I love Fiona Bruce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

*googles*
*spaffs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Exactly.
She's even more of a minx with her new hairstyle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

My cousin was in panto with her.
They had to kiss. Jealous?
( wanderlust, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Only if he got to finger her afterwards.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

finger brutally fist
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

fist feed blinis with philadelphia and smoke salmon topping
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

make sure she gets some philadelphia on her face but just out of reach of her tongue.
You could perhaps imagine she'd received a facial.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)