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I've been thinking of what I'd do with a massive lottery win
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:22, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I know exactly what I'd do with a lottery win.

( Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

see how many fivers you can fit up your arse?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I wouldn't need a lottery win to do that.
A tax rebate would be plenty.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

all of that ruined money :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

This, many many times this
when I daydream, it's inevitably about food, sex or money. Christ knows I could do with a share of the euromillions...
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Open a company selling suggestively-carved cucumbers?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

God yeah :(
I hate being broke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Me too
at least you've got an excuse to be broke though.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I got a share of that last week
£2.60, to be precise.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I heard on the radio that the next EuroMillions jackpot is 100million.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Silly money!!!

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Silly Blousie!
Think of both the fun you could have with a hundred million and the people you could help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Well yeah I suppose!
I'd run off to India and open a girl's school for orphans and teach them to take over the world.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

With a hundred million Blousie, you'd be able to open a girls school in a much better country than India.
With that sort of cash you wouldn't need to go to one of those looser countries at all.

May have missed the point
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You could help me.
How are you with hot weather?
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Spot on.
And I love a curry as well.

And I can't imagine that India would require me to have a CRB check!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Yep, it is
I always feel like a massive idiot when I buy a ticket, because it's a waste of money. But meh, two quid...I was probably only going to spend it on junk food anyway.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

What would you buy with a hundred million quid berk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

50 million eurolotto tickets innit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Afternoon TGB
What car would you get if you won the jackpot
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I would buy a garage and restore classic cars
and I would have a '69 Aston Martin DBS and a '67 Shelby Mustang Fastback and a Hillman Avenger Tiger.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I like this
although I have no idea what a Hillman Tiger is.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

It's a bit like a mountain lion.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Oh Jeff!

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Nicole!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Yeah I just noticed I missed out the model
They're delightfully crazy and my dad always wanted one so now so do I! Quite rare though, so expensive
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

What? No '67 Impala?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

hahah
I'm more a Mustang girl ;) So I enjoyed the alternative reality one
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Is it really wrong
that I'd definitely buy one though?

That alternate reality episode was really weird
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

avenger tiger Imp
( Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

My boss has a DB4. Woo fucking hoo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)

A big house, an E-type Jag
an Aston Martin and a grand piano. I'd give a bunch of it away and then have a massive pissup.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

You'd be able to afford to spend more than a thousand pounds on your piano.
But I admire your frugal approach to spending your winnings.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Pfft!
The digital piano I've got was the budget one and even that was £1500... A decent grand piano will cost ten times that, easily.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

What grade did you achieve as a pianist?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

12"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I didn't
I'm entirely self taught and I've never taken an exam, but I'm about a grade 6 or so.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

you can easily pick up a lovely secondhand upright for a few hundred
ours sounds beautiful and cost us £250 I think.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Yeah, but if you've won the lottery...
you may as well spunk some cash on a really fucking awesome one. EDIT - and given how many times I've moved, and how small the various flats have been where I've lived, a standard upright just wasn't ever an option.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

that is true
and fair enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'd put on a music festival.
And ban anyone I thought was a wanker.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Damn :-(

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Don't worry, you'd be in.
I can say it would be an Al-free zone though :P
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

My friend has long promised me
That if he ever wins a large sum of money on the lottery, he's going to take me to Denmark Street, let me pick out the nicest bass I can find, and buy it for me.

I will then have five minutes to enjoy owning it before he will take it from me and put it into a woodchipper.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

RIGHT.
Denmark Old Compton
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Why do I get the feeling
that if you ever win the lottery, you'll pay a rent boy to follow me around in public, loudly insisting that I hired him, and asking why I don't seem to want to have raucous bumsex with him after all?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Actually, thinking about it....
a rent boyDarth
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Buy a house. Many houses.
All of the houses. Bootcamp to be a reasonable size.
????
ALEXANDER MCQUEEN
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)