Graham Jones.
He had a massive ginger 'fro and was a science genius - but also a psychopath. He was expelled from primary school when he fired a bicycle spoke into the air using a home-made crossbow. It went high into the air and ended up in some poor child's head.

He was in a couple of my brother's classes - in Technical Drawing he was seen injecting himself with a propelling pencil. He tried to burn down the canteen block by feeding burning paper into the air vents.

He smoked about 20 a day when he was 13 and is now probably either working for NASA or in prison/dead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh man - flashback
I made a crossbow out of a bic pen, a hair clip and a hair slide when I was 15. I need to raid Mrs Cow's hair things and make another one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

You must have some examples of your own
Shenanigans from when you were a wee nipper?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

My brother shot me in the arse with a pistol once.
I was a well-behaved child, I'm afraid. I read voraciously - that's all I remember doing apart from playing with toy soldiers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Monty this is something we have in common
My brother shot me in the leg with granddads air rifle when we were young. I was quite good until about 9 then I went a bit special after that.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Would you believe
I was impeccably well-behaved and never touched cigarettes or drugs of any kind until I was 18. Shortly thereafter I moved to Norwich and the wheels came right the fuck off the wagon.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

They were stolen by locals who marvelled at this so called "wheel" weren't they?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Hahaha
POTD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I still have my wheels.
Never done anything remotely naughty, apart from the beer thing. At the ripe old age of nearly 38, I've never had so much as a drag of anything I shouldn't have, and the strongest drug I've ever had is morphine. Unfortunately, I had to be very ill to get that , and they wouldn't let me take any home with me when I left the hospital.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Start now!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Not really interested, to be honest.
Although for some reason, there are days when I would absolutely kill for a fag, and can even taste them. I am so weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Sometimes God tells me to kill fags.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

You're on form today, even with a hangover.
*claps*
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Some of my best 'work' on here is when I've not had any sleep at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I would imagine it brings out the more surreal quality in your jokes.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I've been on here too long
I could have sworn you called him a wee nigger.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Racist cow! Back to teaching!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)