I'm watching KING KONG and drinking Amigos that I had left from the bash.
*goes upstairs to get cock*
( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't cry at the end, Blousie.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Oh hell! I forgot about that.
Might clear my sinuses a bit though.
( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)

more like
KING DONG
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)

That's what my cock is called on the Lovehoney website.
I've named it Little Jeff.
( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

if that a bee keeping enthusiasts site?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

It is, yes.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Top tip:
A Smarties tube filled with live bees makes an excellent, and inexpensive, vibrator.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Pfft! too late now DG.
I've already spent 99p on the current one.
( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)

How comes if a women admits to having a plastic penis in her dresser, every man is thrilled to hear that.
A penis so big that it even has it's only little penis. No women in the world wants to know that you've got a plastic fanny, and I can't imagine a moment of pure profound loanlyness one would feel using one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Every holes a goal Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)

*Looks at red bull can*
maybe not.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

If it'll fit in there
I'm less than impressed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYngnVs9IrY
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)