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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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dear god
I wish I hadn't got that, I feel old, tell me you're older than me Monty old chap or I may cry.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:34, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
hullo clouds hullo sky
I'm 37*


*stone
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)
*punches the air*
yes, In your face fossil!8


*is 36
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Dammit now I feel old too.
at least I'm still younger than Monty though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Are you the nice man from the Post Office?
*reeks of piss*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Just a young 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)
He's only a year older.
Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Oh man I'm really into 'Friendly Fires' now.
They are in no way insipid, lacklustre or soulless. No fucking way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Do I get bonus point for never even having heard of them?
and are they actually "fucking bent"?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I 'found out about them' four minutes ago on the television.
They are more bent than a Bronski Beat/'Frankie'/Soft Cell supergroup.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
niiicee
it's day's like this I'm glad I don't have a TV licence.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Oh man now I'm 'checking out' 'Aloe Blacc'.
He sounds like a hand cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
He's doing an embarrassing dance now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I feel for you Monty, I really do.
Why don't you switch off your television set and go out and do something less boring instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
I called 'the Belfast Gang' but it seems they've been detained.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
He's a Kwik Save Stevie Wonder.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Sounds shit.
I'll stick with listening to the Ramones on the radio, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Ever seen the 'It's Alive' DVD?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Can't say I have, no.
I just had my name read out on the radio. My wife rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
I hope it was the shipping forecast.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Hahaha!
Bless her!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Apparently I'm awesome :)

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
*nods sagely*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Also, I was referred to by my b3tan name.
This is par for the course now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)
You are Blousie
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
'Our Tune'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Remember when Viz did 'famous people on the toilet'
(Oooh) Gary Davies 'And here comes the sloppy bit'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)
She asked for the Sisters, bless her.
But they didn't have any.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Their version of 'Jolene' is magnificent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
I think that, without a shadow of a doubt
that they are the best covers band ever. Emma is similarly marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Also, I bought a DVD years ago and only just got around to watching it the other night.
It's Don Letts' Punk: Attitude documentary. It's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I nearly killed Don Letts once.
Troo phakkz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I accidentally knocked him in front of a car on Old Street.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)
You terrible cad.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Racist is as racist does, I always say.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Was it a BMW?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)
wow
I think this is my preferred medium for watching Glastonbury, Montyvision
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
He's gone 'ska' now.
I'd give him a fucking 'ska' down the middle of his face with a rusty spade. Which, ironically, is precisely what he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Monty Boyce: calling a spade a spade since 1973.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Hey, I got it, and I'm 20

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
yeah, but you don't count
you study old people stuff
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Hang on, you've changed your bloody name you scoundrel.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
well spotted
the other one sucked, so I thought to change it before anyone got to used to it, this at least is pronounceable
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I recognise the signature. A little.
Who was he?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
niai69
not exactly a newbie, but not posted much in the last year. No one you know.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
...yet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
more or less what I was going to say
You will know me, you will love me, if you're good I'll let you touch me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
creepy
yet hot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Oh man, he is SO in.
Crunchy and Blousie sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
He will be the man meat in a crunchy and blousie sammich.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
it's what all the guys dream of

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Well it's what I'll be dreaming of tonight ladies.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)
And who wouldn't want that, eh?
He'll be the envy of all /OT.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I'll take Creepy but hot
I've been called worse.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
No, I saw you around a few days ago!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Quite possible, but we've yet to exchange words thus far
or if we did I forgot, which I regard as a bear minimum before I consider I know someone.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)
*something about pic-a-nic baskets*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
you want him naked, too?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
No, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)
can one still claim dyslexia as an excuse for poor spelling?
or is that excuse played out?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Playing the 'Gonz card', eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Nah, I don't think I could match his spelling
and my dyslexia's pretty minor but homophones still trip me up and spellcheckers don't catch them.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Damn those homophones.
Apple have a lot to answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)
genuine LOL
although I was expecting something homo related.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Only Gonz can do this.
Gonz doesn't so much have dyslexia as a magical way of telling a story.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Righto
just call me thick in future. :)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
yeah
bastards who change their name regularly

bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
People who change their names regularly have AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
glad I don't do that then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Does that mean Al has the AIDS?
I though it was just from all the bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)
b3th come to my bash you fucking wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Much as I'd love to come and be insulted in person by a bunch of internet weirdos
I'm not great at bashing. And I have a poorly husband and a dog to think of. and no moneys.
*sadfaces*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Don't worry! Me and Jeff will bring a bash to you later in the year.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Woo hoo!
Mini bash FTW. I might even let you meet mr b3th and Biscuit. do you think I can trust Jeff with Biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
You fucking wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Well, if you will live in London, you massive bender.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You've been hanging around Monty too much.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)

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