Not 'feeling' Elbow?
Don't worry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyuVlY1QkJU
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not sure about that music young man
it appears to be neither rock nor roll.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Which new helmet is this one?
I can't keep up. Did Freefair stick around?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

fuck off I'm old(ish) me.
just not posted much in a while/ever.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Please don't say that name.
Use code or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

He's great, whachootalkinboutwillis?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I can't interact with the pretend ones, Mont.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I'm sure it was Wormo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Totally possible, it crossed my mind too.
He's pulled similar on /talk.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I don't know him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Wormulus?
He's around these parts sometimes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Seen the name and that.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Sorry, did The Littlest Hobo stick around?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Not wanting to tempt fate, and he's probably here under another name, but so far no signs...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)

He's been grounded.
No internet or telly for a week since his mum found that copy of Gay Times under his mattress.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I want that back and all, it was only a loan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)

OMG YOU READ BUMDER COMICS!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I ONLY LOOK AT THE PICTURES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

It's me!
only kidding.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Well I like this persona better, so remember that, you desperate little prick.
LOL jk
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)

well, he's probably more entertaining in all fairness.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)

What's your shtick then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Commie Vegetarian Cyclist
Take your pick and hate away. Also ATM bored and posting random shit so bound to wind someone up sooner or later.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I was a vegetarian for 28 years and today I had some lovely potato so I have no qualms with that.
I don't do politics, whatever. I love a good bike ride, me. And if you're a reasonably talented troll, sweet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Be entertaining or don't.
But do it as your basic self. I hate all that "muahahaha I fooled you all with my pretend persona, which actually proved that I am just as pathetic and needy as the thing I created". It creeps me out as well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Yeah I can see that view point
Personally I can take or leave it, some times it's funny, more often not, never dome in myself FWIW.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I for one would like to see m ore of him
he's funny
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Here are both
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUeuAnMNDhA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Thankee kindly Mr Boyce
That thar's proper music that is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

That is fucking excellent.
/ac
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Or here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvuDuGfZ5ZU
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Another good one
Most kind
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HULdLOWGKco&feature=related
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)

cool, when I get rich I'll, hire you as my personal DJ

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Just come to my b4$h on Oct 1st.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Might just do that
will see how next Saturday goes, now give me more music!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jmIYyskDM8
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Wr5Wq5QHM&feature=related
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I'm gonna come to your flat one day, get high and we'll play tracks, I'd like that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

What about me?
I'd fucking hate it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Proper lol

( girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Haha you massive cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

The lady downstairs constantly listens to some kind of Best of 1995 dance music CD when she gets ready to go out.
So far there's been No Limits, The Key The Secret, a bit of N-Trance and something else I recognise. I'm fully expecting Let Me Be Your Fantasy sometime soon.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Yeah blame the woman downstairs Noel, we believe you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Fuck you man, I have impeccable taste, I was listening to ediT, Fleet Foxes and Klute today.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Listen to I Am Kloot

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I have and I shall.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Also, how the devil are you lady?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I'm sick but getting better and I'm mentally preparing myself for good things.
I have a LOT of visits to the local tip and CV writing to do though :(
How's our Noel?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I am getting better every day m'duck, things are looking up.
Much improved from two months ago anyway. Tomorrow I'm going walking with my friends in the sun. Now I'm watching Jimmy Carr, got all his stand-up on the hard drive. You and the fella getting a place eh? Smart news.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Yup!
It'll be a while like.
Glad you're doing fine too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Cheers chica, feel better.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)

My brother's neighbour, mother of a 4 year old girl,
stopped him in the street recently, to ask him if he really was blaring out Gary Glitter the previous night. Fucking right, our Gal made some ace records.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Monty Monty Monty you'll appreciate this.
My brother bought me a Stylophone for Christmas a couple of years back, but I haven't used it much as I didn't like the sound. This evening I plugged it into a Boss SYB-5 bass guitar synth pedal and now it sounds like a 303.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Hahaha Rolf Harris acid lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

It sounds fucking great.
I'm hoping to get a Boss RC-50 loop pedal and a Kaos Pad 3 sometime soon too. I'm going all electronic. Except the guitar. And the voice. And the percussion. And some of the instruments. Hmmm.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I fucking love my Stylophone

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I've got a mate who stormed round a club telling everyone getting on down to Billie Jean
"You're dancing to a paedo? DO you know that? Are you happy about that? Is it ok?!"
and to her more intimate acquaintances "Sit the fook down, yer dancin' to a fookin peeedooooo." (She sounds like someone from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

'Do you really want to pay off the bribes of a fucking nonce?
Well DO YOU?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)

That's how she felt.
I said "So if Slash turned out to be a fiddler you'd get rid of all your Guns n' Roses and Velvet Revolver albums?" and she said "Don't start that shit on me"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)

fingers crossed for Rhythm Is A Dancer

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Haddaway an' shite ya frigga.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I saw SNAP! supporting MC Hammer at Wembley Arena.
Yeah, it's cool, you can touch me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I've got Oops Up on vinyl.
How come she could say "What's in the bowl, bitch?" on TOTP, Usher could say "shit" in one of his singles, but all Eminem swears are bleeped?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Didn't 'Greased Lightning' have 'tit' in it?
Or is this another 'Samurai sword pimp' moment?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)

It did, and wasn't censored until the Grease Megamix was released in the 90s

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)