I'd like to be able to do those asymmetric bars things
that they have in the gymnastics at the Olympics. Or some of the stuff Kitty and Apple do on the pole is mighty impressive; I'm still too much of a lolfatty with pansyweak wrists to do gymnastics though.

I run, cycle and play tennis. I'd like to be better at swimming but I'm much less buoyant than I was so I find it harder work now, and also it's not worth the hassle given what chlorinated water does to my hair. I found yoga incredibly relaxing and so bought a couple of dvds so I could do it at home...surprise, surprise they've never even been unwrapped.
(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Your wrists can't be that weak if you play tennis.

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

And she's always wanking off TC.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

This is true
however that's doing more for my biceps than it is for my wrists.
(berk, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

That can't be much fun.
She wanks him off, he cries, gets grumpy and doesn't talk to her for days.

Sexy!
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Sounds like my marriage.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I imagine your marriage is mostly comprised
Of some really embarrassing low speed drives to the shops and the constant fear of blood pressure.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

*cries*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

You're on form today

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I have my moments.

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

And the evening they fend off suspicious callers who are dressed as bogus gas board officials.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Every time the front door bell goes
I bet b3th runs to the back to make sure nobody's climbing over the gate.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
You're all mean!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Don't worry b3th
Just make sure you keep your post office saving account book hidden and you'll be fine.

Can I have a Werthers please?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Once a week there's some burning newspaper on your doormat that turns out to contain a dog poo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I'm not playimg any more.
You're all bastards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I could *tee hee* set up *tee hee* a pole *tee hee* if you want *tee hee*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

One day I'll learn to say "Hello, how are you?" instead.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)