I like putting minstrels in the microwave
until they go all melty inside.

I have 45minutes until I have to be back at work, should I go and have a beer at the pub next door or buy an ice cream and eat it next to the canal and watch the ducks? I don't know what to do :(
( wanderlust, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:44, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go to the offy, get a can of Spesh and shout at the ducks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Winna!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Sold.

( wanderlust, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Sounds like a normal day out in Leeds.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

This'll be you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn0riyNCHKk

Slightly NSFW as it contains the word 'fuck', but with headphones you'll be fine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Beer.
It's the only way.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

DUCKS.
It's all about the ducks.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I have just been made a cocktail by my bartender
and am sitting outside. All I need is some fucking ducks to shout at and I'll be happy.
( wanderlust, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Fucking ducks? Perv.
Duckrape is not a laughing matter.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Ducks would probably agree with you.
Although they'd not exactly echo* the statement.

*I can't remember if their quacks echo or not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Of course they fucking do.
Dog's can't look up, though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Ice Cream and Ducks
The perfect combination.

If you have a long skirt on, you could have a cheeky danger wank at the same time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Won't that make the flake soggy?
"hey, i said no strawberry sauce!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I have a short skirt on.
I'll still have a wank though.
( wanderlust, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

oh man, I'd totally go watch some ducks
there's an old man around the corner from work and he totally feeds ducks and they're all over the place and cute and stuff
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

That's because he feeds tham crystal meth
then when incapacitated he gently lowers himself onto their quivering beaks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)

of course you would think of that wouldn't you

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

What's that supposed to mean?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Waterfowl.
Anything with waterfowl. You might see some ducklings.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

oh my dear lord all mighty, you define perfection.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Love you Gonzy
xxxxxx
( wanderlust, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

£> U <3

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I was going to go with a 'I love you too' thing there, but it looks like angel wings, like I'm saying you're an angels, which you are !

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

If you have a zone 1-4 travel card I'm all yours.

( wanderlust, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Oh man, I don't have one of those, but I got a card that tops up by £20 every time it goes under £5.... would that be alright?

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)