No, stop it, you're ruining my new schtick. Pick a number and A, B or C.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

a number in that range.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)

165, C

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Thank you. *clears throat*
There was a yougn man of Woking
Who didn't enjoy a soaking.
When told that real fellas
Dont' use embrellas
"Why, you've got to be joking."

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Not a really naughty or funny one, better luck next time. 4 points.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Ooooh, are we doing limericks again?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Pick a number 10-256 and a letter A, B or C and let's see if you can get a better one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)

73 B

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Ok, *clears throat*
A certain young chap named Bill Beebee
Was in love with a lady named Phoebe.
"But," he said "I must see
What the clerical fee
Be before Phoebe be Phoebe B. Beebee"

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It's alright, implies prostertution, so I guess it's slightly naughty. Nice tounge twister on the end, I'll give that a 6 points.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

10 A

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Don't encourage him, Jeff!
These limericks are worse than your puns!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

harsh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Shut it you.
You like a good punning as much as as the next person.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Ohh, first one...
There was a young person in pink
Who called out for something to drink.
But they said, "Oh my daugher,
There's nothing but water!"
Which vexed that young person in pink.

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Apparently written by Edward Lear, these aren't naughty at all, I'm sure there is going to be one. It's not a bad lymerick, seems like one made for the sake of making one, I'll give that 5 points.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I think that is quite a generous score Gonz.
Have you got a favourite?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

The single one I read in the charity shop was good, which is why I bought the book. I guess I got lucky, it was a good 12 pointer.
I can't remember it though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)

127 A

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)

There was an old man of Peru

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)

There was an old man of Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He woke in the night
In a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true.

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I can see kids liking that, I'll give it a 6.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)

It's definitely the best one yet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

You need to write a Gonz limerick b3th.
You might score higher than a 12.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I already did
It was fucking boss, too.

EDIT: Here it is
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)

It is simple matter of fact,
That gonz has an enflamed intestinal tract
Day after day,
the pain won't go away
But the morphine helps with that !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)