Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
BossesHow are the bosses at your workplace?
Any of them make your life a living hell??
I ask this because mine seems to think I am his personal manservant and has the manners of a monkey and character of a spoilt rich kid.
Alt.
Best song you've heard in the last 12 months.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:29,
113 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
Haha! If only. he'd leave me alone then for being too old!
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:37,
Reply)
My bossesAre fucking legends, they pretty much leave me alone and trust my opinion on things... then we all go out and get pissed...
Alt. An old 187 lockdown track that I thought I had lost
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I mostly bring the shit onto myself, but sometimes my boss is a nightmare and it's not actually my faultbut most of the time it's okay
alt: I don't know. I like loads of songs. My favorite right now is probably Robyn "Call Your Girlfriend"
(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:35,
Reply)
I'm going to see her in September after she cancelled her March gig.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:38,
Reply)
man, I was supposed to see her last summer and went I went to buy tickets they were sold out I was so mad(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:39,
Reply)
I heard she is replacing Tulisa in N-DubzTulisa is going to follow her dream to be a crime solving nail technician
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:50,
Reply)
You could try rubbing vinegar on itbut it won't make much difference.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
It might make her nipples sting a bitPlus anyone having sexyfuntiem with her would think they were in a British chip shop.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
oh, thanks for that useless advice I'm just so overwhelmed, that cunt was the straw that broke the camel's back, I sat at my desk crying like a baby.
(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:53,
Reply)
time to get punchywhat the hell is going on there?
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:56,
Reply)
just STUFF and TINGplus I got stung by a wasp and I cried like a little girl
it was pathetic
(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:57,
Reply)
time to make a bad ting goodwasp stings hurt. I got stung by two in one weekend when I was camping as a guide. One made quite a bit of my arm go red
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:59,
Reply)
cake is better than death(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:47,
Reply)
Unless it is red velvet cake which looks like congeled placentain which case death is preferable
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:49,
Reply)
velvet is pretty horriblethe tactile equivalent of nails down a blackboard. And now I'm imagining it rubbing against my teeth - yuck!
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:53,
Reply)
that's me Krizza, you must know that by now?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:56,
Reply)
I know me too!I may stick with it for a bit
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:57,
Reply)
I just googled it!that's not real velvet, it's cake! what the hell is wrong with red cake? I'd eat it
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:55,
Reply)
It tastes horrible and weird and not like cake should taste(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:56,
Reply)
what does it taste of?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:57,
Reply)
wikipedia says chocolatei think someone scammed you
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:58,
Reply)
fineI will eat your cake for you
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:00,
Reply)
wellit needed more cream
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:02,
Reply)
My boss accepts all my work time estimations and generally leaves me aloneSo he's alright with me
Alt: Can't think. I can do the last 12 minutes though, that was 'Abracadabra' by the Steve Miller Band.
(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:37,
Reply)
I've got 4 bossesData manager is ace, I sit on the next desk to him, he fights my corner, sticks up for me, and we have a good laugh.
Sales Director has his moments of absolute cuntitude, but mainly he's alright.
MD1 works here everyday, and drives me up the wall with double standards, pointless meetings, over the top complaints, etc. However, I can't fault the fact he has been fair to me on multiple occasions.
MD2 is only here from time to time, and is class. Very much to the point, recently gave me a 5 minute bollocking, then when he stood up and opened the door, told me he considered the matter done. This makes a change from the other MD, who insists on referring to past troubles all the fucking time.
Alt: Hmm, probably this one.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:38,
Reply)
Aye, previous disciplinaries, etcThere was a time when I'd not been here long, when I used to go out on a Monday night, and was a bit zombiefied on the Tuesday morning. Not hungover, just a little slow with my work.
Enough was enough, and MD1 pulled me in for a quick meeting, just asking if I could be a little more careful, and be a little more alert when I arrived. All polite, all fair, no worries, I heeded his advice, and nothing more was said on the matter.
18 months later I was tired on a Tuesday morning due to not sleeping well the night before, and I was pulled into the office and warned 'Now come on, we spoke about this not too long ago!', not even giving me a chance to point out I'd not been out on a Monday in over a year. That's what they're like.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:52,
Reply)
I'd have fired you if you constantly behaved liek that, no offence like(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:54,
Reply)
I'd have had him up on a disiplinery the moment his cock touched Bellas Vadge.(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
It wasn't constant, it happened 2 weeks in a row, that was when they took actionAs I say, it's not like I came in and had my head on my desk, I just couldn't function at full capacity for an hour or so in the morning.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:01,
Reply)
The boss directly above me is pretty cooland doesn't mind when I make pointed jokes about not having a proper contract, yet.
The worst bosses are in shops. Especially if they have a bee in their bonnet because you went to college and they didn't
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:39,
Reply)
don't have a bossalt: best album has been The Joy Formidable, but couldn't pick one song.
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:40,
Reply)
I have good bosses generally, trust me and leave me to do my jobI have mainly been loving Dubstep in the last 12 months
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:47,
Reply)
Pick a number 10-256(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:49,
Reply)
A, B or C ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:51,
Reply)
No, stop it, you're ruining my new schtick. Pick a number and A, B or C.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:55,
Reply)
a number in that range.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:55,
Reply)
Thank you. *clears throat*There was a yougn man of Woking
Who didn't enjoy a soaking.
When told that real fellas
Dont' use embrellas
"Why, you've got to be joking."
-------------------------
Not a really naughty or funny one, better luck next time. 4 points.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:57,
Reply)
Pick a number 10-256 and a letter A, B or C and let's see if you can get a better one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:00,
Reply)
Ok, *clears throat*A certain young chap named Bill Beebee
Was in love with a lady named Phoebe.
"But," he said "I must see
What the clerical fee
Be before Phoebe be Phoebe B. Beebee"
----------------------------------------
It's alright, implies prostertution, so I guess it's slightly naughty. Nice tounge twister on the end, I'll give that a 6 points.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:05,
Reply)
Don't encourage him, Jeff!These limericks are worse than your puns!
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:07,
Reply)
Shut it you.You like a good punning as much as as the next person.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:12,
Reply)
Ohh, first one...There was a young person in pink
Who called out for something to drink.
But they said, "Oh my daugher,
There's nothing but water!"
Which vexed that young person in pink.
--------------------------
Apparently written by Edward Lear, these aren't naughty at all, I'm sure there is going to be one. It's not a bad lymerick, seems like one made for the sake of making one, I'll give that 5 points.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:10,
Reply)
I think that is quite a generous score Gonz.Have you got a favourite?
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:12,
Reply)
The single one I read in the charity shop was good, which is why I bought the book. I guess I got lucky, it was a good 12 pointer.I can't remember it though.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:15,
Reply)
There was an old man of Peru(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:20,
Reply)
There was an old man of Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He woke in the night
In a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true.
---------------------------------------
I can see kids liking that, I'll give it a 6.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:20,
Reply)
You need to write a Gonz limerick b3th.You might score higher than a 12.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:23,
Reply)
I already didIt was fucking boss, too.
EDIT: Here it is
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:24,
Reply)
It is simple matter of fact,
That gonz has an enflamed intestinal tract
Day after day,
the pain won't go away
But the morphine helps with that !
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:27,
Reply)
My bosses are awesome.The company, not so much.
Best song I've heard in a while- anything by Frank Turner.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
I like him, toolike Billy Brag but in tune
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:53,
Reply)
I'm begining to think that you are Frank Turner's social network sales team(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:55,
Reply)
No, I just really like his music.Not in a creepy stalker way, that'd just be weird. And it's very hard to stalk someone who is always on tour internationally.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)
I believe I've mentioned before that my boss is a workshy moody bitch with social issues.I believe I have alos mentioned before that I'm self-employed.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:00,
Reply)
You have...but we'll forgive you THIS TIMEwhere's Df today, have you killed him, chopped up his body and fed himm to the tramps by the canal?
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:03,
Reply)
I wish!He's off to Leamington to see some rad band or something with Labs.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:04,
Reply)
when I was self employedmy hamster had a macro card
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:03,
Reply)
hahahahaDid you have to buy shit loads of sawduct and excercise balls just to keep up with the lie?
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:04,
Reply)
no, but she was goodat carrying industrial quantities of toilet paper in her cheeks*
*in my imagination
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:06,
Reply)
alt: I really like Fleet Foxes at the momentwhich I'm sure I will be ridiculed about. Not bought an album by them yet, but I think I may soon
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:07,
Reply)
I was just hinkingthi s afternoon that I haven't listened to my B52s Love Shack album in absolutely yearsso I might have to dig that out later.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:08,
Reply)
i haven't got their new album, but their first is brilliant(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:10,
Reply)
I have helplessness blues on my ipodand I always want to sing along when it's on. This is not good when you have headphones on.
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:14,
Reply)
but it's such boring pigswill(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:19,
Reply)
aren't they the ones that were achingly beautiful?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:22,
Reply)
no just stinky and crap like fleet foxes(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:25,
Reply)
isn't that just because you have no soul?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:26,
Reply)
no, it's because I have taste.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:31,
Reply)
There is a show called "The real housewifes of Orange County"I have never wanted a nuclear bomb to blow up a house so much before, it seems like an entire show about terrible human beings.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:23,
Reply)
One of the girls is having her first dinner party where she hasn't done ANY OF IT.She had a party planer, she had a chef, she has a barmen, she didn't even know what was on the menu without looking !
They're a bunch of dried up old gold digging hags who long for the days when their fannies gut plummeled by the entire school football team on camera, that they did for the money, despite being loaded spoilt bitches.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:30,
Reply)
Everything is 'hot', "Oh darling, you're looking hot", *eats using a fork differntly as usal* "That is so hot".God, GOD. One of them seems to have a husband in hospital on his deathbed with cancer and she's out partying on a boat going "Every time I party, people comment", she hasn't shed a single tear except what looks like fake ones over trivial stuff like shoes or whatever.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:32,
Reply)
Oh god, one of their sons is going to fuck his mum's friend.christ. the mum's friend with the husband in the hospital.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:36,
Reply)
does anyone know if BBC iplayer stops showing News at six a day a later?am trying to watch yesterdays but it keeps saying coming soon, however news at ten works. My old man was on news at 6 and I missed it. Main news not local.
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:29,
Reply)
and touching spastics innapropriately. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:31,
Reply)
up the chuff innit(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:39,
Reply)
something to do with the economy. I really wanted to see it as well. Never mind.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:39,
Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »