Wagon Wheels are horrible
nasty soft biscuit and that horrible foamy mallow stuff. Grim. I'll tell you what else was nasty, those teacake things. They were semi-spherical and came in red and white foil with a star on top.

Both minged.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That would be the Tunnocks tea-cake to which you refer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:39, Reply)

I expect there was an orange variety of those too, Jeff.

( Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Yeah, on 'Planet Cruchy'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)

you know, I think there were

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Are you sure you're not just thinking of Jaffa Cakes?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)

i am now
yummy yummy jaffa cakes.

And now, thanks to rhyming, I am thinking of gaffa tape
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I do rhyming biscuit association too.
I could do with a nice Tuc.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Jaffa cakes are manky.
See also raspberry jaffa cakes, and square jaffa cakes, which are not as posh as some people seem to think they are.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)

today I partook
of marks and spencer jaffa cakes

I felt very middle class
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

they're nice but the packaging is ridiculous
which they highlight by always selling them in pairs
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Jaffa cakes posh?
Who would ever think such a thing?
( Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I was raised as a prole.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)

yes, I'm pretty sure there were Orange Wagon Wheels.
(just pouring lizards, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)

THAT MAKES 4!
YOU HEAR ME, JEFF, FOUR!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I want proof.
Not a selection of geeks who are siding with a WOMAN ON THE INTERNET. (With the exception of berk, who is also siding with you, but then you wimmin always stick together).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)

If it's any help at all I don't remember orange wagon wheels.
But I have taken drugs in my past and a lot of it is hazy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Thank you Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)

for that you must wait for my glorious reply from Burton's Biscuits
which will surely arrive in the next few days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I didn't realise you'd written to them.
I've just posted their address below.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)

already sent
www.africam.com/wildlife/the_boma_chit_chat_forum_saturday_5_march_2011?page=7

search the page

and this - en-gb.facebook.com/pages/I-love-Wagon-Wheels/101932803227323?v=info
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)

how many of those ten people are you?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)

none of them...yet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Hmmm.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Silly Jeff
There are no women on the internet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)

How do you explain this Russian woman then?
She keeps emailing me with "A sexy photograph and to marry maybe?"

She's smitten with me. Smitten, I tell yer...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)

all lies.
I is a woman.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)

on here maybe
but that real life meat-world body, you know the 45 year old trucker, is the one he really means
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)

shh!
Don't tell anyone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Of course there are women on the internet, sadly they're exclusively fat, ugly, needy and whiney

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I always though the rule was
Single, attractive, emotionally stable: pick two.

Edit: come to think of it, that's life, not just the internet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)

on the internet
pick one?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)

well I can only say
you've always seemed quite sane to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)

HAHHAHAHHAHAH

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)

oh dear

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Friday optimism is in the air I see

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)

come on
most of them/us are single
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)

You must be cheating on your WOW druidmagus level 49 husband again!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I don't do WOW!
(despite the rumour amongst my students the other week)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

a woman with a penis.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

well, maybe just a little one
but surely that doesn't count.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)

if you tuck it back we're good to go

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Awesome
Gaz me your home address I;ll lube up and get the bucket of soapy frogs.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Soapytitwank?

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)

oh alright then

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)

With frogs
An interesting twist on an old favourite.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)

bit of trivia:
My favourite imaginary Bond Girl is called Soapy Titwank, I can just hear Sean Connery (best of all the bonds) saying "Oh Shoapy".
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)

this will be useful
in the "Stuff Comrade Quixote Thinks Sometimes" round of the pub quiz
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)