I've had an odd weekend
Worked Saturday and Sunday but managed to get outside in the sun. On Saturday I went to our local Ambulance station and had a look round there with the kids, then down to the local fair thingy to be ripped off by gyppos. On Sunday the local Fire Station had a big open day and PC Rathband (moaty lols) was there too. Seemed like a very nice chap I thought. the kids got to sit in the fire engines and squirt the hoses and got plastic fire helmets (strikethrough city here). They also shit themselves when they did the chip pan fire demo when they drop water onto it.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Was it a 1970s themed fire station?
Who on earth has a 'chip pan' these days?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I think its the best demo they have
They also chopped the roof off a car and stuff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

My car went to the scrap heap in the sky on Saturday :(
almost nine years of loyal service
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Working class people?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

How beastly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

So basically you had an emergency services themed weekend.
Next weekend are you taking the kids to casualty for the day, followed by the morgue?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yes. Yes I am

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

He could have let the kids watch an episode of Casualty and a re-run of London's Burning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

If they're reading this, that's their birthday treat ruined.
I hope you're jolly well pleased with yourself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

It's worse than you think Monty.
Sporty was hoping that the TA were going to do a demo, instead he is downloading every episode of Soldier Soldier for his kids to 'enjoy'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Yeah, "cheers" Jeff
Next weekend I'm going to throw them both off the pier so they can see the lifeboats
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Make sure you tell Jeff about the chips and beer

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

No, I'm going to keep it a secret now he has spoiled Christmas

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Sorry Sporty.
You could get the kids a Robson and Jerome CD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

hahaha
I don't know if I've mentioned it before, but there is a new pier in Weston Super Mare.

Gaz b3th, she is always going there. She'll give you all the details.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I dont think you have mentioned it before, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Well there is, and b3th is the person with the details.
She is especially well versed in the quality of the chips and she knows the full bar tariff too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Morning you
I was reading an article this weekend about good places to visit in Britain, and it said Clevedon pier was really good. You should try it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

What did you do on the weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Oh man, I went to the pier! It was awesome, and I went on all the rides, and I had chips, and beer, and.....
nah, just kidding. Three boot sales, one pub quiz, watched the tennis, went to the supermarket.

My life rocks!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Oh, how I almost believed you went on the pier.
Not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Speaking of kids
are we allowed to ask?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

He likes to keep his noncing secret.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Thank you for asking.
So, so good to see mine again. We had a right old fucking laugh, and lots of cuddles. It was amazing. We read 'Cat in the Hat', made a camp out of blankets and chairs and did drawings etc. Simply wonderful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)

GLESS

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)