BBC News link time
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13985035

That's a nice story, guns eh? They're not all bad.

So tell me about akward conversations, I just asked someone at work if they enjoyed glastonbury and who they saw, how great it was etc, they got their stuff nicked and her friend got attacked so they left on Saturday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:42, 59 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

did you get trench foot?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Nope, I checked the weather and packed accordingly.
Friday was very wet but it dried out pretty quick.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Badger, we're not living in WW2 anymore, people don't get trenchfoot these days.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Well I hope you feel bad for ruining their Glastonbury

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I didn't nick anything or attack anyone thank you very much.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

My sister and her boyfriend were stalked around Global gathering by a gang of about 8 men for about 2 hours
Secruity wouldn't do anything to help them. in the end they gave them the slip ran to their tent, threw it in the car and left just as the group was approaching. not nice at all.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Those poor guys
they were looking forward to a really good raping session and your sister went and ruined everything.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

What a bitch eh?
Some people are so inconsiderate.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

It must run in your family.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

with Joseph and Emily.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

It's so bizarre

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

That's just weird?
Why were they following them? Why didn't they just go into a crowd?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

They'd probably taken a load of chemical and just got a bit paranoid.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

They did, but GG is no where near as big as Glastonbury
So the gang would atnd at the entrances/exits of any tent that they went into, waiting for them...secruity wouldn't believe them or help in any way.

If you will go to chav dnace festival though...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

v s nc v

There ain't no pleasin' you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I like this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I once made a joke about cancer to someone that had cancer...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I once made a joke about disabled babies to your wife.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Someone said something similar to me when my dad was sick

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

similarly
I made a joke about being 'nearly legless' to someone who'd lost a foot to diabetes.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

You terrible person.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I said Marks and Spencers new recipe cola tasted like cot death on facebook once
a few people deleted me for that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

the choice of a new generation ...

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

OR NOT!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Awkward conversation?
All the bloody time when trying to explain IT to civil servants who much prefer pen and paper.

In other news, it seems I make a damned fantastic mojito. Darth would be proud.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

maybe he'll go on a march about it
that's what they do when they are proud right?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Fuck knows, you'll have to ask Darth.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I was making a joke about Gay Pride marches.
do try and keep up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Not enough coffee.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

That and your additional chromosome haven't helped

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Well I thought your comment was clever.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

thanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Jeff thought your comment was clever.
:(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

alright not-Jim

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)

This is better
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-14002457
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

This is even better
www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Home/Cambridge-is-in-the-grip-of-terrorists-01072011.htm
I almost don't want the EDL to be banned, they're hilarious.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

"The leader's best mate is black"...
unbelieveable; a cull I fear is now the only option
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

*Sells shares in the fake Burberry company*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I like the way they think India is a Muslim country.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Cos they're brown innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Most of them think muslims wear turbans

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

You won't be laughing when the police get privatised and they get put in charge of law enforcement.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

"Hello, I'm Charles"
"Don't be ridiculous, Charles died years ago!"

"ah, well, i think, maybe I'm a different Charles..."

"Are you saying i don't know my own brother?!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

HA.
Great episode.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

What?
that's from 4 Weddings and a Funeral...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

A great episode from the rom-com genre
*white-knights*
( Kroney, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

aha thank you kind sir kroney.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

careful, he is the knight of the White Bowl in reality

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

as in Shithouse?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

ohhh that's right, it is too.
but isn't it also used in one of the episodes of friends???
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Not that I've ever noticed
Stupid plagarising yanks; have you seen "Angry Boys" at all?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Nope. Not really been interested in it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Three question marks?
Three question marks?
Three question marks?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

better than none at all.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

the aussie accent adds a question mark automatically

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

It does?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Yes?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Awkward Conversations
The woman I sit opposite to at work went on holiday to Eygypt for 2 weeks with her new fella. I walked into the office on a Monday morning, sat down and without looking up, asked how her holiday had been.

"It was shit. He dumped me after a week so I had t hang around on my own", came the reply. It was then, lookin gup I noticed she was all bleary eyed from crying, and she went on to tell me what a selfish bastard etc, the bloke was.

The only thing I could think of saying was, "Oh, right, erm....was the hotel nice?"
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)