I'd move to Mars
I like red and I like aliens
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm changing my answer to this
Or anywhere off-planet really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:03, Reply)

the moon would be pretty sweet, too
but wouldn't it be cool to see Saturn's rings* from on-planet?

*huh huh, I said rings
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:08, Reply)

any of it would be cool
But meeting aliens would be the bestest*

*may, or may not have anything to do with green alien sex
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:12, Reply)

If you can scubadive to
ridiculous depths, Europa is your best bet at the moment, apparently
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:13, Reply)

There may be life there
But the chances it has a vagina are small and I like vaginas.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)

take a dagger and make one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:18, Reply)

That is just sick
Even by my stndards, but thanks for reminding me I still have some.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)

your welcome
I remember a conversation about just this topic on why it would be good to fuck something with regeneration powers - you could make a hole anywhere anytime
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)

you're pushing the boundaries of weird here

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Considering what some men will stick their dick in it's not that weird.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Aaaand we're back to Paris Hilton

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

It's got a very thick atmosphere and no solid surface, you'd not be able to see much.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)

you've got a very thick atmosphere and no solid surface
*pouts*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Plus you'd get crushed flat by the atmospheric pressure and frozen solid.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)

stop ruining things
ruiner
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I believe it's rather like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sql-aPwX8ac&feature=related
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Women with three breasts?
I think you'll find that in Essex.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:07, Reply)

yes, but
Essex....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:08, Reply)

it's the green skin that's hot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I believe the phrase is "mindpiss"
But I'm a bit new and unsure.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:14, Reply)

it is
but surely everyone loves green skin. That's why goblins pull so often
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Goblins are a bit small though
I'd rather fuck an orc.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)

compared to a goblin
Not in general, or compared to w oman or anything.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Oh! that had me worried for a minute.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)

unless you're offering to dress up in chain mail and paint yourself green of course
Then I might change my mind.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I'll try anything once.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)

They'd be good for a bit of rough
very rough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Jeff likes a bit of ruff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)

That's usually just a short bald boyfriend.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Screeching their fearsome war cry, "FACKIN' SHAA' AAAAAAP! *slap*"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:17, Reply)

*shudders*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

"Three tits... Awesome"

(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Wouldn't it make getting a date more difficult Captain?
Mars to Venus is going to be quite a trek.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Well apparently Men are on mars
so that's where I should be
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)