Got bored and did another verse
Reading a good book or listening to metal
Playing with myself, the sound of a kettle
Going to Camden to buy shiney rings
These are a few of my favourite things.

If you don't hurry up and join in I;ll have finished before you get there. story of my (sex) life.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was only a bit slow

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

don't put your self down
I'm sure you're quite bright really. :P
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

in fact if anything too bright
I suspect that's your problem.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:39, Reply)

pff! hardly
I'm an idiot who says big words as a smoke-screen.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

when the pigs fight
when my face mings
when my hobby's sad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I simply remember that CQ's a cunt
and then I don't Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel sooooooooooo bad!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

yay
(wait? you have a cunt?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Yes
I keep it in my pocket and feed it on dry roasted peanuts. silly girl, I don'y have one of my own, although I borrow other people's from time to time.

However, it a purely figurative sense I am a massive one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:38, Reply)

I hope it's happy in there
well, that was a lovely sing song, thank you, but I think I should sleep soon - last day of term tomorrow and all that.

nighty night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Nighty Night Cap'n
Feel better soon.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

cheers
tomorrow I will be unbearably cheerful
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Then there shall be 2 of us
and we shall take over the world.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:51, Reply)

You're not as bad as the fucking STUPID magpie lark who is repeatedly flying into my window.
7 or 8 times a minute.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

oh man!
let it in or something, it'll brain itself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

it's already brained itself I think.
It has done this so many times over the last six months that my window is absolutely filthy and scratched. yes, scratched.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)

open the window and twat it
wiv a frying pan
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Would if I didn't have to remove a fly screeen to do this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:47, Reply)

electrify the flyscreen
simple, my little antipodean friend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Would were it so easy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Everything is possible
with a positive mental attitude, a little mechanical aptitude and a swiss army knife. I have all these things but sadly I am on the wrong side of the planet to help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:56, Reply)