I like how 19 in the states is 'barely legal' yet it's "past sell by date" here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

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( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Golden, not olden

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I feel more rusted than golden at the moment.
When I woke up this morning my elbows were in agony. Elbows, I tell you!

Fuck me, is there a joint in my body that isn't subject to the ravages of age and arthritis?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

*bones*
There is now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

My ankles are fucking killing me
I have no idea why
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

old age

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

It seems to have come on suddenly (in a non-spunking way)
Once I have walked around for a while all is OK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Hoof rot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

This could be true
*checks hooves*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

*tips*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I read that as eyebrows, which would have been a hell of a lot worst.
I don't really know how one's eyebrows can ache.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

pretty disgusting right there
I can't imagine fancying or even touching a 16 year old
that's just wrong
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I quite liked them when I was 14

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I liked one in particular when I was 14. But those days are over.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

So you've always been interested in older gentleman then !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Yup.
Sorry Gonz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Pitty, really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Just wait till I hit 40
Then I'll be on a toyboy hunt...

for realz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

SHUT UP ALTHEGEORDY ! YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER WHEN YOU IMPLY BY NOT BEING HERE THAT IT'S LAUGHABLE THAT SHE IS SAYING "just wait 'till I hit 40", LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN YEARS AGO.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Oh, that's it, Gonz.
That's it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

<3 u Mag Hulihan !

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Too late, Gonz.
Too late.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You say that now, but we'll be staring across from each other in the mess hall after a long hard shift, and I'll be lighting up a fag about to lay down a winning hand of poker...
... when Radar will go "Incoming !" and we'll all be like "What? I don't hear anything", then a few moments later we'll hear the choppers.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

As much as I try and fight it...............toyboys are the way forward.

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I realise I'm not old enought to have a "toyboy"
but I'm thinking it's the only way to trick a guy into sleeping with me, to hit them while they're young and stupid
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Yeah, I think my next one will be a toyboy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

how old do you have to be to get one?
how much younger does he have to be to qualify?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure
I would suggest a difference in age of at least five years, meaning you should ideally be at least thirty to be sure of getting a decent one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Gonz could never be MY toyboy :(
You have fun with him, okay? :((
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)