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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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One of my bosses is a perv. I called him a perv. Not to his face, mind.But he may have heard that I called him a perv because he decided to mention it to another worker here when I came out into the shop. He said he's been called worse by better people but refused to say who he heard it from. I completely ignored everything he said.
He's now acting funny around me.
Am I going to get fired?
What would the good folks of b3ta do?
alt: something about something
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:41,
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set up an elaborate honey trapto demonstrate what a perv he is. I'll leave the details to you, but it should end up wit him handcuffed to a car radiator with an axle rod greased and stuck up his bum hole.
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pfftwell he was pervving up my cousin last week, kept talking to her and asked her to come into the shop to show her something on her car, which is stuff he never really does to other people
and she's just turned 19, barely legal right there
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:49,
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I like how 19 in the states is 'barely legal' yet it's "past sell by date" here.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:55,
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I feel more rusted than golden at the moment.When I woke up this morning my elbows were in agony. Elbows, I tell you!
Fuck me, is there a joint in my body that isn't subject to the ravages of age and arthritis?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:02,
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My ankles are fucking killing meI have no idea why
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:08,
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It seems to have come on suddenly (in a non-spunking way)Once I have walked around for a while all is OK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11,
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This could be true*checks hooves*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11,
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I read that as eyebrows, which would have been a hell of a lot worst.I don't really know how one's eyebrows can ache.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11,
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pretty disgusting right thereI can't imagine fancying or even touching a 16 year old
that's just wrong
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:59,
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I liked one in particular when I was 14. But those days are over.(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:05,
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So you've always been interested in older gentleman then !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:12,
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Pitty, really.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:15,
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Just wait till I hit 40Then I'll be on a toyboy hunt...
for realz.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:19,
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SHUT UP ALTHEGEORDY ! YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER WHEN YOU IMPLY BY NOT BEING HERE THAT IT'S LAUGHABLE THAT SHE IS SAYING "just wait 'till I hit 40", LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN YEARS AGO.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:25,
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<3 u Mag Hulihan !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:37,
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You say that now, but we'll be staring across from each other in the mess hall after a long hard shift, and I'll be lighting up a fag about to lay down a winning hand of poker...... when Radar will go "Incoming !" and we'll all be like "What? I don't hear anything", then a few moments later we'll hear the choppers.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:51,
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As much as I try and fight it...............toyboys are the way forward.(
girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:27,
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I realise I'm not old enought to have a "toyboy"but I'm thinking it's the only way to trick a guy into sleeping with me, to hit them while they're young and stupid
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:30,
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Yeah, I think my next one will be a toyboy.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:32,
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how old do you have to be to get one?how much younger does he have to be to qualify?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:35,
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I'm not entirely sureI would suggest a difference in age of at least five years, meaning you should ideally be at least thirty to be sure of getting a decent one.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:38,
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Gonz could never be MY toyboy :(You have fun with him, okay? :((
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:41,
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That's me, I'm constantly rubbing my engorged penis on my wife's stomach whilst she sleeps(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:51,
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OMG! ME TOO!We should totally be "rubbing my cock on Ape's wife's pregnant stomach" buddies.
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Ask him for examples of both the things he's been called, and who he consideres better than you.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:49,
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I presume you wouldn't have said that without some reasonso if he has been pervy, you're within your rights to have such an opinion.
If he tries to fire you for saying he's a perv, threaten a tribunal. Know your rights, Kristine!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:50,
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sod him if he wants to fire me over that I'm sure my other boss will tell him like it is, he even said something to me about him noncing up my cousin last week
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:54,
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Where the fuck is everyone this afternoon?Are they all 'working' or something?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:03,
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I'm working...trying to get my head around some analysisI think I need MOAR tea...there is alos cayke I'm trying to avoid.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:05,
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I have been working but I'm finished.Just mucking about on t'internet at the moment.
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girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:05,
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Working out why your cousin got nonced up by your boss, not you.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:09,
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I know why she was getting nonced up, she's well fit innitbut neither of us want to be nonced up by him
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:10,
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someone that doesn't make me gag when I think about them(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:17,
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I'm back from my enforced work-doing hiatusRejoice, good folk of B3ta
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Been away on a dancing weekend, darlingJames Jordan picked me out of a group of about a hundred people (mostly OAPs, admittedly) to demonstrate how to do the arms on a New York and later kissed me on the cheek. Also met his wife Ola, who is absurdly fit, and Darren Bennett and Lilia Kopylova who are both lovely, short and orange.
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Are you bragging, on here, that you were kissed by a man?You have the skin of a rhino, a fabulous rhino
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:18,
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Wasn't my fault, rightWhen we met them I shook his hand and then Ola's, and they both gave Ms Foxtrot a kiss on each cheek. In all fairness, this just proves they have taste, but obviously I was like "where's mine?" and James kissed me on the cheek. Which is not what I was after but sufficient to sustain the gay jibes a little while longer.
You're welcome.
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A man who wears sequins for a livingmade gay jibes at you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:22,
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NopeBut you lot will.
James Jordan is actually bloody funny in real life, I was most impressed by how comfortably he held court in the workshop and doing Q&A's between dances when they did their demonstration. He was smart enough to poke fun at the manliness of wearing tight trousers and sequins for a living.
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I'm shocked.Really shocked, that you would think we might be that crass and shallow.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:35,
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I apologiseI was of course referring to the small group of B3tans who are known to mock me for their warped perception of my sexuality.
I call this group "B3tans"
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You wouldn't be casting aspersions on us lot now, would you?How very gay of you.
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Comparing b3tans is the sure sign of quendom as well, so Monty says anyways.(, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Probably.What can you say about a man who hates Top Gear and Pink Floyd?
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But aren't Top Gear and Pink Floyd really boring?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:53,
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Correct me if I'm wrongbut isn't Top Gear just a load of middle-aged Tories talking about cars?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:57,
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pretty muchbut they are sometimes funny while doing it. Watching it is not something that I am proud of.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:09,
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I don't know about Pink Floydbut Top Gear is fab.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:55,
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The Pink Floyd's first album is fantasticThe rest, not so good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:58,
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That's the one.I'd tickle his little belly till he burped up a rainbow.
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girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:15,
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I amjust popped on to stop my head exploding.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11,
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I went out for thai for lunch.It was really really disapointing, I ate just enough so nobody knew how shit I thought what I ate was. It was basicly raw vegtables and a few prawns in a really runny sweet'n'sour sauce with some rice. And mine came 15 minutes after everyone else.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:15,
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If only you'd had your bottle of sauce with you...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:15,
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It would have helped.There is a new sushi joint, I found a panflit for the place in the work corridor, that I think I'm going to try out tonight on account of me having an amazing day in a Getting Stuff Sorted kind of way.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:27,
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I'm upset & angry, whilst also very busySorry!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:27,
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What's up fella?EDIT: apologies, just been clued in, really sorry mate
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Fucking hell! Have you seen Sinead O'Conner lately.music.uk.msn.com/photos/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=158480498
Makes me feel a bit better about myself.
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girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:21,
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Two of my favourite niche porn sites right there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:33,
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Just looked at her wiki page.Oddly enough, she is actually self-desribed dyke.
So much for not judging on appearances.
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I think she would make John Merrick feel good about himself(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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Hey.I was being nice to Blousie and now you want me dead.
BLOUSIE! THE YANK IS BEING DIFFICULT, SORT HER OUT FOR ME.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:36,
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that is the worst song in the world ever and I had TOTALLY forgotten it until you mosied along and ruined my lifeand now it's STUCK IN MY HEAD
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:43,
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This will totally get rid of it.www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU
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You've have to be B*Witched to go through with it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:39,
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I assume most of here have these clever phones that do flashy stuffso what good (prefereably free or at least very cheap) apps could you not live without? Angry Birds is a given, obviously.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:54,
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I can't leave Pro Tennis alone at the minuteIt's by Neonplay who also made the fiendishly addictive Flick Football, both about £0.59 I think
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strikethrough ro t n /end strikethrough
You know the drill.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:00,
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I only just downloaded angry birds last night and it didn't work on my phone. What sort of shit is that?Words with Friends Free is the only other thing I've used often.
Google Skymap and Talking Tom Cat are the only other ones I have.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:58,
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ooooh I have the sky map thing. It's pretty cool.Google Goggles, by comparison, is shit.
What is this words with friends that everyone keeps talking about?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:00,
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It's like scrabble, you invite your friends to a game, you play a word and it notifies them and they play back(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:03,
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Oh.Do you actually need friends to play it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:04,
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I think you can play other random players, I've never but my friends have(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:08,
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Tower Defence is your friend(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:05,
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I wasn't exclusively thinking of games, to be honestI like gadgets and shiny toys.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:07,
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That looks rather fun.Doesn't seem to be available for android though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:26,
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I have never ever called you a paperclip salesman or a rapist, and this is how you treat me?(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:57,
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That old perve has feelings too,you should bake him some biscuits.
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No! Murder is wrong,there's a good article on bbc news about that court case in Florida you americans are obsessed with.
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Poor little miteI guess this is the baby P case for America
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:06,
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Not reallyI'd do Casey, but not that hippophant baby P monster
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:10,
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Plus she looks all sad and stuff so couldn't possibly be a monster(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:11,
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It's a large water based African mammal that is always sucking up to it's superiors(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:15,
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She'd put you off your breakfastekoine.net/blog/tracey-connolly-facebook&page=5
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:17,
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It seems to be the product of a headbanging mentalist(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:24,
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I think she should die as Caylee did.Without the luxury of chloroform.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:10,
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I am.The fact is that Caylee was missing for 31 days before her GRANDMOTHER called police.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:15,
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Which wasn't stated at all in that article. The entire case, I mean.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:18,
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this is what i read in an article earlier that sums it up quite wellThe defense's theories, Ashton told jurors, "require you to suspend your common sense," likening them to "a trip down a rabbit hole" into a world where loving grandfathers do nothing when they find their granddaughter dead; cover up an accident; and where "a man who buries his pets will take the granddaughter who is the love of his life and throw her in a swamp. This is the world the defense invites you to occupy."
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:31,
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Well bit of a letdown in the end, it took so long to do the tracing that we didn't have enough time to do the inking. Booked back in for next Tuesday, Friday, and the same again two weeks after.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:26,
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yeah, fine. Some bits were a bit uncomfortable but it's not painful.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:31,
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I bloody know some bits are uncomfortable mate!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:33,
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not on me spastic, on the tracing paper...you are a little stupid sometimes al.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:30,
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that is my second canadian art tattoo, I have 5 more to go. We are doing two simultaneously.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:34,
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Canadian?will this be your next?
tinyurl.com/6ftqjxp
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:40,
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ExactlyThere ain't no black in the Union Jack
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:53,
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I reckon NF on the forehead. And love and hate on the knuckles. And perhaps a cobweb on the outside of the elbow and a hinge on the inside.
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Tell the truth Bob.You're really having this bird tattooed on you
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:41,
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He's not the kind to kiss and tell either.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:42,
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Somehow she just didn't end up as his.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:57,
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If only Farrah had led a death defying life, she'd still be here.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:57,
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sorry for not replying straight away.I was busy bandagin' my knee.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:01,
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a bit 80's for me. wanna see the other one that is being done simulataneously?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:44,
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got it in one.there is an interesting tail with it but not posting it on here.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:48,
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bugger, tale!lucky I'm not a tea...
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:50,
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Go on, I could do with a laugh at your faux spirituality (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:50,
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I don't like it 'cause of the spiritual side.I like it as its a bit creepy/
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:51,
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Here you areanishinabecartforadoption.wordpress.com/category/canadian-aboriginal-art/
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:55,
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that's the one. Good hunting.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:57,
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So you'll be wooing the ladiesBy facing the Bear Walking eye to eye we can stand emotionally grounded, and possibly not try to solve it but to lean into the fear because sometimes an immediate resolution is simply the salve, the poultice, or the magician’s slight of hand. By getting intimate with fear and knowing that it is a universal feeling we can develop more compassion for and connect with others and ourselves. By leaning into fear and not fighting and believing that we have the solution, arrogance and our own negative narratives falls away and we are in an unknown place of consciousness.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:01,
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and having some pretty pictures.I don't really buy into that bullshit, but I liked that one. Have you got any tattoos?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:03,
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fair enough(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:06,
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Google image search really is quite magnificent.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:08,
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that's awesome, didn't know it existed¬!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:12,
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yeah mixed opinions on this but I love it. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:49,
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I like bears and pictures.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:03,
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That reminds me of the dinosaurs you did for school.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:48,
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haha. Their topic is holidays this term.Not quite as exciting as dinosaurs.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:50,
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bear, bird and snake.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:51,
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Are you getting this one as well Bob?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:44,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-71W6omjHN4&feature=related
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:46,
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Alright allhow's it going?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:50,
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Bob has let his school kids design him some body art.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:52,
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