Are you bragging, on here, that you were kissed by a man?
You have the skin of a rhino, a fabulous rhino
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Wasn't my fault, right
When we met them I shook his hand and then Ola's, and they both gave Ms Foxtrot a kiss on each cheek. In all fairness, this just proves they have taste, but obviously I was like "where's mine?" and James kissed me on the cheek. Which is not what I was after but sufficient to sustain the gay jibes a little while longer.

You're welcome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

A man who wears sequins for a living
made gay jibes at you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Nope
But you lot will.

James Jordan is actually bloody funny in real life, I was most impressed by how comfortably he held court in the workshop and doing Q&A's between dances when they did their demonstration. He was smart enough to poke fun at the manliness of wearing tight trousers and sequins for a living.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I'm shocked.
Really shocked, that you would think we might be that crass and shallow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I apologise
I was of course referring to the small group of B3tans who are known to mock me for their warped perception of my sexuality.

I call this group "B3tans"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Well, you would
you massive bender.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

You wouldn't be casting aspersions on us lot now, would you?
How very gay of you.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

B3th's version was better

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Comparing b3tans is the sure sign of quendom as well, so Monty says anyways.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

If Monty says so
it is almost certainly bollocks.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Probably.
What can you say about a man who hates Top Gear and Pink Floyd?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

That he is WRONG

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

^This

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

But aren't Top Gear and Pink Floyd really boring?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

No.
Now apologise or GTFO!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Correct me if I'm wrong
but isn't Top Gear just a load of middle-aged Tories talking about cars?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

pretty much
but they are sometimes funny while doing it. Watching it is not something that I am proud of.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I don't know about Pink Floyd
but Top Gear is fab.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

The Pink Floyd's first album is fantastic
The rest, not so good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)