Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you want to use more carrot and stick(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:18,
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Hell is other people.And there is nothing more hellish than those who love a good buzzword.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:19,
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our favourite is"...falls naturally out of the curriculum..."
which means "we're giving you more shit to do in your lessons but no extra time to do it in"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:22,
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Make one of these for your sector!www.businessbuzzwordbingo.com/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:25,
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hehemight have to. Luckily I don't go to all that many meetings
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:30,
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How is playground patrol going? Are you still on the look out for 'that fella' You know, the one who turned your head.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:32,
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I don't have to go again until Septemberit's very unlikely I'll see him until then *sigh*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:35,
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Hey, it might be summer by September.You could show off your school holiday tan and he'll be all 'Wow! Captain, with this tan you are spoiling us'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:37,
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What we lack in buzzwords we make up for in acronyms.With this in mind, I've started calling actions with very uncertain timescales SMQs (String Measurement Queries).
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:35,
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I love string theory.I watched an Horizon programme about it once and my head nearly exploded.
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