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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Been sleeping in the nuddy
with no quilt for weeks now.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Naked? on your bed? with no covering?
*is shocked*

And a little bit turned on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Not if you saw me
sprawled on my back with my mouth wide open snoring and dribbling, but it's the only way I can get cool enough.

I am sure that you, dear lady, will make a much more edifying prospect.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Oh aye! I am a pretty sight.



And buy a fan you daft bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Bestill my beating heart!
I have 2 but just the boring electric type, nothing exotic they do help but for some reason I don't have them in the bedroom, maybe I'll try it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Saves getting bit on the bum by a stray moth at night.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
The moth that bites me is very brave
actually found a dead one in the bed this morning, so there's one thatb won't be biting any more.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I don't like moths : /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
do you get the grumps when it's the time of the moth?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
LTI Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
*Stomps feet*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Me neither
This was the first one I've seen here, living on the main road means not much wildlife, which is a plus.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
you should both read Perdido Street Station
then you REALLY won't like moths
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
nah
Think I'll pass, I can do without the leggy bastards as it is, just glad spiders can't fecking fly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
if snakes flew
I'd live in constant fear...wait.... SNAKES ON A PLANE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
snakes are quite cute
and have no legs, so are OK.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
quite the opposite
they are freaky no-legged nasty little fuckers who will snap at my face even if I think about them

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Apart from the snakes that do have legs

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
lizards are cool

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Komodo dragons hunting cows is frickin awesumsss!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
I love Komodo Dragons
they could only be cooler if they had wings
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Hmm according to my matrix you don't like blacks, asians, the disabled, Virginians, and now moths

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I do like you though.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I thought he said you didn't like virgins?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Blousie told me she is happy to use any mainline train company.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Oh boy, I knew if I tried hard enough I'd get some b3tan lovin

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Ditto
it's too bloody hot in my flat come the summer, but in winter I have to wear two pairs of pyjamas, use two duvets and a sodding electric blanket. It's silly.
(berk, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
pyjamas are only for when you stop round someone's house

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I like then for lounging around the flat
I even have slippers, I'm well cool I am. Thanks for the tip on Rain DOgs BTW, that was you wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
yeah, that would be me. Good, isn't it?
I have Cthulu slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Of course you do. Bunny slippers not good enough?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
you don't get the same existential angst and creeping madness
when you look at your feet with bunny slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I'd like a pair of zombie slippers.
If you find anywhere that makes them, let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
can't be that hard to make
although making two the same would be harder
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Zombie undies FTW.
www.amazon.com/Iron-Fist-Zombie-Chomper-Underwear/dp/B0040HDXXU/ref=pd_sbs_shoe_4
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)
hahahahha!
she's got funny nipples, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
nipples is nipples Lass
you learns not to be choosy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Oh really?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
This is not to say some are not nicer than others
and sometimes one does get lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I think you got away with that one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I fuckin hope so Cap'n, I fuckin hope so
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)

she;s not said anything yet, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)

maybe she's gone to bed
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

i think you're in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:42, Reply)

oh dear, what shall I do?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)

mind altering drugs are the only answer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)

For me, or for Blousie?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:45, Reply)

both? it's best to be safe
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)

sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:48, Reply)
yup, it is
I like the theory of Cthulu slippers, but probably not as practical as my M&S ones.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
perhaps you are older than me, then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
practically a pipe smoker
I vary from 15 - 50 depends on the mood.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Not too bad here in winter
but then I have Scots blood, I manage cold better than heat.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
This winter just gone
even with the poxy electric heating turned on to full and costing me a small fucking fortune, I could see my breath in the air on the coldest nights. Admittedly, those coldest nights were around -15oC, but still...
(berk, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Do you live in a cardboard box?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
don't be horrible to berk, Blousie.
She called me during Pulp!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I'm going to get pissed on Saturday night.
Would you like me to call you then?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
If you're going to see a band then hook me up for a listen in during a song!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
No band but I can sing to you if you like.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
That'll work!
Get drunk and give me a bell.

But you MUST sing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Okeydokey : )
Although it will probably be the theme tune to the Loveboat as it's the only song I can remember when I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Are you taking requests?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)
No. See above.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Fair enough!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
with no heating by the sound of it
sounds a bit grim.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Storage heating
right old pile of donkey balls. I'm never leasing a flat with it again.
(berk, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I had that in one house I rented
it is proper shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I'm impoverished
but it's not quite that bad. My flat just has very high ceilings and electric heating (which is about as much use as a chocolate teapot) and consequently is very hard to keep warm when it's cold out.
(berk, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
same celings
but proper gas central heating FTW, also in the middle of a block with neighbors above, below and either side helps.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
If your place is on the end of a row and too old for cavity wall insulation, that counts for nothing.
I speak from bitter experience.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
well this place used to be a Victorian bank
no idea what that means insulation wise but it's warm enough.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Victorians knew how to build properly.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
That they did
this is why I like my flat, most of it may be small but the living room is nice and big and the ceilings are so high I cannot reach then if I stand on a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)

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