After a big night out I awoke with a massive crippling hangover
I crawled to the loo with one eye open and deposited my self on the toilet only to let out the most momumental stream of putrid curry and booze shit I have ever encounterd. i cleaned up and flushed whereby the loo promptly blocked.

Try as I might it wouldn't clear and so I took the difficult decision to reach in and clear the blockage manually, this would be a grim task at the best of times, however in my fragile state the smell, texture and feel of my own feaces was too much and I vommed into the loo and all over my arm, that was when my mate's sister walked in, oh yeah and i was naked.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:03, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

phwoar!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I like the way you make it sound like this is a rare occurence

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

i once managed to vom on the ceiling

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

oh what a feeeeeling ...

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Damn you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)

:D

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)

You are Linda Blair AICMFP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

You are Lionel Blair AICM apt dancing gaylord reference.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)

You've managed to crowbar two Lionels into one subthread
I can only assume you're on some kind of bet. If you mention Barrymore in the next few minutes I'll buy you a pony.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

See below
Horse him up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)

LIONEL Barrymore

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Its a wonderful....idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Played
It's not though, I can't afford a pony
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Were you licking the top of the window when that happened?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I had my hands over my mouth as I dashed for the bog
The resulting pressure build up meant the puke sprayed in a circular fashion onto the walls and ceiling...bad times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Do you live in a doll's house?
Or are you 9' tall?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)

You wouldn't believe the pressure that had built up in my dash to the loo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

You're right. We don't believe you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

This isn't /QOTW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Unfortunately Lionel Ritchie was dancing up there at the time,
and his dove-grey blouson was RUINED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Reminds me of the time when I was on holiday, smashed out of head obvs.
I pissed myself, thought I'd better go and clean myself up in the shower. I passed out with the shower running, fully clothed, and proceeded to do a poo in my pants. Great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Hahaha!
I hope it was at Paul's house
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I knew a bloke who pooed in the shower while SOBER
then pushed it down the plughole with his fingers.

He thought it was funny.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

As do I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I'll wager he is French.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Just so Darth buys Monty a pony
Barry - more anecdotes like this please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Bonglicious

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)