Women have said this to me too.
it does not make me happy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:10, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

virgin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

So if I'm Rik I take it you are Vyvian?
At least I haven't got a girls name.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)

The Young Ones was shit and not funny
I want nothing to do with it thank you very much, it was however better than that abortion 'Bottom', a program so base and crass in it's humour NoTW journalists looked down their noses at it.

/topical
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I was not the one who brought it into this conversation young man.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Good point
Lets never speak of this again and pray for another quad bike accident
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

OK
although 'm not sure what you have against Ozzy Osbourne.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Didn't Rik Mayall crash one as well?
EDIT: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rik_Mayall#Quad_bike_accident
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

buggered if I know
I don't pay attention to these things, quite possible.

Edit: I really don't pay attention, do I? that was ages ago.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Ridiculous!
Not ridiculous that you're not a good friend but ridiculous that you should be unhappy about it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I am a dweller in the fiend zone.
Hard as it may be to believe I think I may be too nice, and wimmins tend not to find this sexy, rather they use me to recover form the damage done by previous horrible partners and then dump me *plays very small violin*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

*weeps*

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Your problem is simply that you look like a massive bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

This coming from you
with the girly locks?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Don't forget the gay pleather jacket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

You cheeky cunt. That jacket is the best quality leather I've ever seen.
It was £400. Pleather you cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

+looking like a larper

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

What they said^
sorry Monters but you're more of a queen than I.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)

So how come I'm knee deep in gash and you're at home wanking over the Kay's catalogue?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)

oooh, two days in a row, that's brave

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

FUCK YEAH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I guess Lusty likes the
Plether Larper look and if you payed £400 for that you're more of a ponce than I thought.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I paid £200.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Still a silly amount for a Jacket
Guess you are either poncier or classier than me, take your pick, neither reeks of masculinity.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

The trick is to maintain a slight degree of flirtation
If you get the balance right then should you find yourself single the sympathy shags should be lining up.

Obviously a hot girl describing you as a "really good friend" when you're single and trying to plow them is a distinctly undesirable state of affairs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Don't worry. I think he's got that down to a tee.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Why thank you
*flutters eyelashes*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

It wasn't actually a compliment hon.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Bugger
*visibly deflates*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

See above^

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

boys say that to me
I have many male friends who barely consider me female
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

you have my sympathy Cap'n
for whatever little comfort that may be.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

well, having mostly male friends
does mean I don't have to go shoe shopping or any of that girly shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

This is a plus
and Come the Zombiepocalypse I bet you have an awesome plan.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I do
I was only discussing it the other day with some students who were perhaps a little surprised I was so prepared.

mainly because I read this www.amazon.co.uk/World-War-Z-Max-Brooks/dp/0715635964 which is an amazingly good read and warning against being lax in your zombie preparation
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I may have to order a copy
I am woefully under prepared.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

it is so much better and more believable
than any zombie book has the right to be
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Ordered
only $4 from eBay, I suspect they will regret offering 1c shipping form Indianana but that is their problem, not mine, I'm in no hurry.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)