Can somebody please remind me
that murder is never acceptable.

Please?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

is he talking during a film again?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Worse!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

if you murder them with your boobs it's perfectly okay

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I could probably suffocate him and make it look like an 'accident'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

And they may even thank you for it

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

There's probably a whole sub-category of snuff porn in this

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Snoring during a film?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

He has lost some documents in the syunning filing system that is 'the floor of his study'
Not only does he expect me to know what he's looking for and where to find it, he whines like a small child when it takes longer than three seconds.

nnnnnnnggggghhhhhhhh
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

They will be in the last place that he looks
so he should look their first to save time. I hope this helps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Erm...
Make him fucking find them?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

tears and recriminations
and tantrums
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Isn't it entirely his fault?
Also, tantrums and tears? He's 66!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

He is old enough to know better
unless he's forgotten how
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

He is a boy.
That's what boys do. It is also why they need a girl to look after them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

If I lost something and then whined at Ms Foxtrot to find it
I would get shrift shorter than Chompy's cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

should have married a man then ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

are you sure you're not married to my ex wife?
the similarities are quite striking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)