Everyone having a happy Sunday?
Step on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:42, 42 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

not bad
swam a bit, ate some shortbread and made CDs for LiC and b3th, because internet bullying works.

how's your day of rest going?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I've finished the work I needed to get done.
I've ironed some shirts, polished 4 pairs of shoes and been and bought a new belt.

A few more chores to go yet, but I've got steak for dinner this evening and an early night planned, so all is good.

The only downer to the weekend (bar the hangover of yesterday) was Blousie telling me that it was too noisey in the pub for her to call me and sing the theme tune to 'Loveboat' to me.

Thanksfully though, I was about to renegotiate the deal and we've left it that when we go to the pier in Weston Super Mare, Blousie will be singing www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKdrqyroDlI to me.

She has agreed to sing both parts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

sounds good except for the lack of singing
that track is a classic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Walked the dog for nearly two hours, we've signed John Arne Riise and I've just eaten a pack of olives.
So far so good.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Did you add the Pulp Doris to FaceSpace?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

It's complicated.
(no)
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Complicated sounds entertaining.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Less interesting.
More the fact that the more I think about it the more absurd it is she'd want owt to do with me. That's not me being self-pitying, because let's be honest I'm handsome and bloody ace. Just facts regarding the situation.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

you won't know until you try
I'm a hypocrite giving you this advice, because I'd chicken out, too, but there is a chance she might want something to do with you.

If you do nothing, nothing will definitely happen
If you do something it might
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

^ this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I won't be able to hack the mocking if it goes wrong.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Just drop her a line, rather than trying to add her as a friend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I might message her informing her of my two spare Pulp tickets.
I mean she does live walking distance from the Academy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

You've got nothing to lose mate.
Go for it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

have you done it yet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

No.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I've asked guys out before
and with the exception of one (who cancelled later) I have always been turned down. I survived the trauma, and so can you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Watching the golf. Meant to be at a BBQ but can't be arsed.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

but..but...meat!
go!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I might go this evening,
Only boring cunts go in the day
Edit- her mates , not you
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

blimey
sounds like a big, long bbq
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Yeah will be a late one. I just can't be bothered tO play nicely with annoying people
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Whereas the swingers and cool cats stay in and watch the golf.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Tru dat

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Daddy-O

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

time to make a bad ting good

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

You're twisting my melon, man.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I had half a kilo of verious melons yesterday, I think I could have ate double that, god, I fucking love melons.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Even better with vodka.
I was given a vodka melon towards the end of the night at a party once. All I subsequently remember is falling into a barbecue and being carried home by two lady friends.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Vodka watermellon is lush, I've done it before, you cut a hole in the top, fill it with vodka, when it's soaked through do a bit more..... takes about a week to do a litre, but really good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I went to a home brewing shop.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

did you brew a home?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Back from Leeds.
Not only did the twunt of a train conductor give me a day return ticket instead of a next day return yesterday, which meant I had to rush around and buy another ticket so I didn't miss my train back home, but the damn train broke down and I had to wait 20 minutes for a replacement.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Hi hon!
Good day?
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Not bad thanks.
Did you get nicely drunk last night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I did.
I stuck to pale ale and Peroni.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You need to drink a lot more Peroni.
It'll make you more Italian, which is essential if you're going to do justice to Renee and Renato.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Should have played ignorant.
There is no way in hell I'd have bought another ticket. Then again according to my mum I have to systematically oppose any kind of authority and/or try and blag everything for free. I might not be the best person to take advice from.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I didn't want to miss my train or else I would have.
Who buys a day return carrying a suitcase.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

How the hell did you fit an entire sex dongen into a single suitecase?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I know how to pack well.

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)