I don't think I've ever been on a great one.
The last guy I went on a date with spent 30 minutes telling me about the threesomes and foursomes he had had with his brother. And women obviously.
(Charmander, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:02, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ew!

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Rubbish, that the sort of thing that needs a good hours worth of conversation.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Maybe for some.
Unfortunately when you have absolutely no reply to a topic like that, "conversation" in the true definition is difficult. I just gold-fished until he stopped talking.
(Charmander, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Was he drunk?
I can't imagine why he thought that was a good thing to say.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I've come to the party late here
but if Chompy thinks it's a bad idea datewise then it's pretty much the worst idea since ideas began.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I'm pretty much the definition of charming and witty that's for sure.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Are you sure you live near Bill and not Foxtrot?
Because that all sounds horribly Norfolk to me.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I've never thought about using an ex as a referance for a new potential, but it makes sense really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)

A bit like a job interview? I can see that.
Just make sure you tell your new employer to not contact your reference until you've left your job. It could make your notice period considerably more awkward than it needs to be.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Yeah', exactly.
Name: Pauly Pops
Age: 28
Personal Statement: I'm mostly housebroken, I'm a considerate lover and listener. I have a good sense of humour and feel that I can bring a lot to our future relationship.

.... etc....

But I don't have many previous referances, not on the scale of things, so I might have to use my class tutor and Ma' to help pad it out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Just to be safe, it might be worth considering a person with position. Say a doctor.
"I can verify that Pauly Pops is healthy and clean".

No way can that be a bad thing.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm not really that healthy a person, and I'd hate for my doc to purjour himself.
Should I include my National Record of Achievement? That might bulk things out a bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

You should mention about how you've got a great sense of humour, Gonz.
Apparently they love that. At least you might get a guilt-shag out of it as she tries to convince herself that she's not a terrible, awful human being.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

"But I reeeeallly do go for guys based on their personailty and not their looks, honest ! I'm not a horrible person, I'm simply not, I give to Oxfam every month !....
.... look, you're a nice guy, one day you'll meet someone who loves you for who you are, it's just that person isn't me ! Anyway, hun, I have to go now, I've got that thing with the thing at the place, but before you go, can I get John's number off you? Yeah', he said he had an, erm, errr, office chair that I could have off him. What's that? You don't have John's number but you do have Beths? Why would I want Beth's number? Oh really, never mind. Anyway, great chatting, will call you, promise".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

He lived in Southgate too.
Maybe you should meet up and you can get some chatting up tips. Then do the exact opposite of whatever he tells you.
(Charmander, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

You're saying Gonz should hit on guys?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Guys love pugs too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)

In his defence, he managed to get you to go on a date with him
so he can't be that bad.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Back handed pandering!
Haven't seen much of this before.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

You should really read my posts more often.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Don't take it personally
but I don't take much notice of other people.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

You should read my posts, I'm very entertaining.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Yes, I've seen you mention that before.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

dude, it's psychochomp
and a girl 10 years younger than him. it happens about once a week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I know southgate has a population of like 20 billions, but NAMES, please.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

did you see my post about our curry on the other page?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Nope !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Have done now, wed is good !
And you're deffo an 8, I reckon.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

yay!
and flattery like that will get you EVERYWHERE. whether you want to go there or not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)