Can't you make up something better?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've never warn one before, are they prone to getting skidmarks?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Oh. My. GAWD.
Right, listen, I've just realised something. Sometimes I use public toilets, like I used one in Homebase over the weekend. In the one that I used in Homebase there was a huge turd, massive, like, it must have been like 3" thick and 10" long. I thought it was a bit gross that nobody flushed that, but, thinking about the kind of staff that works there, maybe someone wanted to take a picture or something. Anyway, it's just hit me, this very moment, that there was no toilet paper in the bowel. None at all. This means, right, that someone did a huge ginormas poo, and didn't wipe their bum. So they're walking around with poo in their pants all day. GRIM.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

And they had one-ply toilet paper in there, ONE PLY, in all my dayz I never did see such a sight.
I'm never poo'ing in there again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Are you prone to not cleaning your arse properly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

erm, gentlemen don't tend to wear them
to my knowledge.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

although I'm not sure why this is relevant to anal hygiene
I'm just warning you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I believe a special 'type' of gentleman has been known to wear them.
Shall we ask Darth?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Have you seen any travel shows based in south america? Why do you think people get a 'brazilian' ? It's all down to the g-string.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm pretty safe in saying
I've never seen a man with a Brazillian.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I imagine it'd make one look like a sundial at noon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Hitlercock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)