Right
Ons - Sexy Walk, Large Eyes, Nice Peachy Arse, Thongs and Boyshorts that let the cheeks poke out the bottom, Brunette hair, Cute smile, Cute laugh, small to medium breasts, intelligent, Witty, Able to be a lady in public and filthy in the bedroom.

Offs - Looking like Thatcher
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Thongs are tacky and will ever be thus
french knickers all the way.
(berk, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Depend on two things
1. The Style of the thong (no g-strings)
2. The arse that's in it.

My wife's arse in a thong is a thing of pure beauty. The photos I took on our wedding night prove it.
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Good that you have your memories anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Who needs memories when you have 8x6 glossys

( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

it must have been hard taking those pictures
with a croissant in your hand

/realises the innuendo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I call my cock Croissant
because its bent, bulges in the middle, is flaky and smells like butter.
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

cocklol

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

i was doing so well until the bit where you didn't say
massive droopy tits like santa's sack after half the presents have been given out :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Keep your bra on and you're in

( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

They can't be that bad....
Can you not afford a little "pick me up"?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I might be able to perk mine up
with bulldog clips.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

i reckon
i could sort mine out with strategically placed piercings and a system of ropes and pulleys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I wouldn't go near my boobs with piercings.
I can see why some women opt for the surgical 'lift' though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)