Some days everything makes me happy
some days miserable things make me happy, too.

I signed up to a list of people who want to go to the Amazon a bit ago. That made me happy even though I hate snakes.

b3th not dying of falling off something with a piece of elastic will also make me happy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yay!
Thank you for your sponsorship, too. I now have the £60 needed to take part. I'm hoping to get a lot more than that, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:18, Reply)

need your paypal details dear

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)

DETAILS PLZ

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Well, Kristine said that Mrs Foxbum was a hatchet-faced witch. That's what I heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)

she's not very attractive

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)

compared to me she is.
*sadfaces again*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

That's his searing quote, which he was unable to back up with links, despite alluding that others had sent him those very links
He seems to be having a boo-hoo breakdown of some kind
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)

it's better than mine
i just got bored and wandered off for a bit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Yer Darth definitely went home in tears today

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

saying "yer darth" makes it sound like you are accusing him of being MY darth
i don't have a darth
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

dude, regardless of whatever anyone has ever said about me on b3ta, if anyone is saying that nakedly out loud genuinely is callous.
I feel sorry for the chap if he really has had to put up with such lousy behavior, and to be honest looking at the pictures of the female on his profile page she's a perfectly normal, attractive looking woman.
Although I'm not sure If anything else has actually been said.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)

You little creep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I'm surprised you're showing your face after owning up to being a fucking nonce

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Is he old enough to be a nonce?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

So you recon a 16 year old scewing a 15 and 14 year old is in anyway perverted?
99.9% of teens would not agree.
They wouldn't give a flying...
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

teenagers may not care, but the law does

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

So?
Unless Rory is a member of the Garda I doubt he has the power to stop teenagers having sex.
Its been going on for thousands of years. Shakespeare's Juliet was 14 .
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Does anyone still think this twunt is 16? or is it just me who still thinks its Rogerthebuttcunt?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I have two pictures of myself on my profile page.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Stop trying to pimp yourself out you sick little tard.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Garda?
don't you live in wolverhampton?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Isn't Rory Irish?

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I think he lives in London
but, even if he is, I'm pretty sure even if he was a member of the Gardaí he'd have little power to stop teenagers noncing in the black country.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Hahahaha damn your logic. DAMN IT TO HELL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I'm not sure that laws from the 15th centuary are still valid
fucking 13 year olds makes you a nonce, but i suspect you are lying so it doesn't really matter anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I have two pictures of myself on my profile page.
I'm defo not lying.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Two pictures of yourself shagging a 14year old?
I'm not looking at that sick filth.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

So you fucking a twelve year old is ok?
You've said so, I wonder what's on your harddrive freefair eh
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

No, if you look what i said, I said you can't go to 12 or below.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I feel sorry for anyone that you statutorily rape having to listen to your Shakespeare defence in court

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I don't think there has even been a case since the 20th century of anyone of 16 ever being prosecuted for having consenting hetrosexual sex with someone above the age of 14 or 15.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

That's OK then.
Why no try it on the steps of the local nick?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

So if you fucked a fourteen year old tard who 'consented' to sex with you it'd be ok in the eyes of the law?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I've gone for a tard here in my example as I've just seen your picture and they do say birds of a feather flock together

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Well the general rule is you shouldn't be over 18.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'm just gutted that he's like 16 and already beaten the amount of people he's shagged.
Esspesh if you include his uncle that bought him a car for his birthday.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Really, you've got access to the transcripts of every court in the land now, have you?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Well since about 40% of people lose their Virginity before 16 i'd say society considers it normal enough not to prosecute.
I assure you 40% of people have not been raped.
I assure you there 40% of the population do not have criminal records for sex offences.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Rather crucially
even if that spurious stat was true, it's not usually to someone over 16.

I've not one shred of an idea as to what you think your statistics are supposed to prove, here. You made a massively sweeping statement which you don't have an iota of a hope of backing up (no 16 year old has be prosecuted for consenting sex with a minor in the 20th century), and I called you on it. Your solution is to spout more meaningless and completely disconnected statistics to distract attention?

Really, you must try harder.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Ok, no i don't have every court record.
But I've never heard of it, and neither has anyone else I know.
My (academically outstanding, before you claim "sink estate!") school ranges from 13 to 18 years old and large sections of every year are making sexytime, sometimes across years, but there isn't a police force in the land that would take us to court.
Laws are ethereal constructs that happen to have been written down on paper and that only have significance if applied.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:09, Reply)

why on earth would I give a shit about the quality of your school?
And laws, generally, are put in place to protect the vulnerable. They aren't "ethereal constructs". In this case, it is because generally, but not always, those under the age of 16 do not have the mental maturity to make a decision to engage in sexual activity. Some of you, I'm sure, are mature enough to make the decision but some aren't and are therefore vulnerable to exploitation. You set the bar to protect the most vulnerable, not to pander to the least vulnerable. Can you honestly not see that? because if you can't, frankly, you're certainly not mature enough to play kisschase, let alone have sex.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)

You fucking noncing arsehole, plenty of people under the age of 19 have ended up on the sex offenders register
Fortunately you're too clumsy to abduct any child to rape them, however the underage noncery that fills your hard drive makes me somewhat sad that you encourage these crimes to be perpetrated. Still that's not illegal according to freefair as all law is but an Ethereal construct, you fucking noncing prick
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:28, Reply)

you can't go under 16. Regardless of your age.
The crimes are merely different. If you are 16, you fuck someone under 16, that's still unlawful sex with a minor. There are variations from 13-16 to do with which country in the UK you live in and whether it becomes statuatory rape, but it's all illegal. You nonce.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Well It's a law that society does not respect with regards to people between the ages of 14 and 18.
Its a law that deserves to be broken and though I've ruled out breaking it myself just to be safe.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

no law "deserves to be broken"
you fucking idiot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Your nose deserves to be broken. YOU PAEDO SCUM.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Half your age plus 7

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Assuming he is 16
that means 13.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

15.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

that too.
/shit at maths blog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Gonz, it's a piece of flippant advice for adults
it's not a legal definition or an accepatable defence in court
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

plus it brings up negative paradoxes for anyone under the age of 7.
Did you like my use of the phrase 'negative paradoxes' ? I have no idea what to call it, but that seems alright. Basicly, if they're, say, 4, the youngest they could go to is 9, which is nearly double their age. Reverseing that, the oldest they can go to is 1, which is 1/4 of their age. Eiather way, I like calling it that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

You're not very attractive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Thats you opinion.
Maybe It would be more valid if you'd take a look at my pictures.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

How do you know I haven't?


PS what pictures?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

This one
i1080.photobucket.com/albums/j335/rockcbsman/Smiling.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

It looks like Michael McIntyre aborted a clone 2/3 of the way through the process

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

A Baby George Osborne!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

He's looks like he's 12.
OH WAIT
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)

MOnty - I think he's trying to get you to nonce him up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Nay problemo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:08, Reply)

HAHAHHAAHA
A 16 year old boy can stand up better for Darth's misses than Darth can.

Dude, I'll give you her facebook, just tell her about this and you'll get an education of a lifetime.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

If you were in my class I would fucking devote my entire time to ruining your life.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I'd like to know how you'd go about this

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

character assassination, failing that draw cocks on peoples work and blame it on you.
confiscate your phone, send sexts to teachers and then a good old fashioned kicking.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)

maybe if you were the "only teacher", but after year 9 theres a teacher for each class so character assassination wouldn't work as everyone would know me outside of class anyway.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Blowtorch your face and claim a 'science lab accident'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:09, Reply)

You can go to the Amazon, near Milton Keynes or Swansea.
More wildlife at either than the middle of Brazil I should think.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)

the swansea one is MASSIVE
and, if you happen to go on a tour of Swansea landmarks, not too far away from the Hitler House
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I'll google that.
Edit: *want*

The friend we visit in Wales comes from Swansea, and those terraces look quite familiar.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

it's distressing how often ridiculous links
turn out to be in Swansea. See also; some kids throw stones and stop the air ambulance from landing, and police use bouncy castle to stop a guy killing himself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)