Pity me, /OT
for I have to go brave ASDA!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:44, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

HAS B3TH GONE YET?
SOMEONE OUGHT TO LINK HER TO THIS

I THINK YOUR FAVORITE SODA BRAND SUCKS!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)

No you don't
because my favoured brand of soda is Pepsi. We're of one mind, K.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

massive bullying right here

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Just remember to keep slapping your arse
when it stops rattling, you can leave...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)

get a pizza
they have nice pizzas there. Get me one, while your there, otherwise I have to eat pasta again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

what about the sausage hunt, Cavy?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)

you're the one near a bbq
turns out I was just imagining the smell of hte bbq near your house. There isn't one here.

And I never was very good at chasing sausage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I'm in two minds about our ASDA.
On the one hand, it's massive and has a fairly good range of stuff, including a fresh fish counter (although given the limited adventurous tastes of the general populace, it extends to mainly cod, salmon, kippers and sardines). On the other, I'd rather take my chances in the shopping mall in Dawn of the Dead than go there at 'rush hour'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)

I'll be honest, DG.
We're going now so we can pick up all the discounted shit.

/pikey blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)

I got a whole duck for 2p once.
I may have mentioned this before.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)

I'm in two minds about our Joan.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)

I'm in two minds about schizophrenia

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I don't think you're that fit.
Sorry DG, just not my type.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:52, Reply)

How can you say that?
I have all my own teeth and everything.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I, on the other hand
would totally do you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

You say the nicest things.
it's the double breasted velvet jacket, isn't it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)

That and the hair
I'd pound you to with in an inch of your life and then nick your jacket while you were still in a post-coital haze.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:37, Reply)

And I'd watch.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Pair of kinky sods.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Nah, just Blousie
I'm pretty straight and dull really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Cancels subscription to Kinky bastards monthly.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)

not like you really need one
after all, you are the editor.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)

*looks innocent*

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)