+ by 'mates' you mean your online paedo ring

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

How can he be a paedo if he's still a child himself?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Dude, he's spent the whole day dribbling over 12 year olds at school

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Fear not though as he'll be free to carry on posting on these hallowed pages as apparently the law isn't interested in teen nonces and Juliet was 14 after all
The much vaunted 'Shakespeare' defence as used by such luminaries as Ian Huntley and Gary Glitter
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Besides, he probably thinks victims of sexual abuse deserve to be exploited because of their weakness.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)

It's a good job that he's an unlikable chubby cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)

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Where did you get the idea that I'm overweight.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)

You look like a young Michael McIntyre
just sayin'.
(berk, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)

So do a lot of people

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

He's a well known chubby cunt freefair
You're a chubby cunt too
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)

including Michael McIntyre when he was young.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Michael McIntyre in mascara and blusher.
Christ on a bike, I've actually disgusted myself now. Thanks for that. Thanks a lot.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Michael Mcintyre is less of an irritating twat though.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Is he?
At least this prick has the excuse of being a desperate virgin whose parents won't let him leave the house until he graduates from university with a strained 2:2 in accountancy. There is no excuse for Michael Mcintyre. None. Not one.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Accountancy is a bit of a stretch, don't you think?
I reckon he's more the sort of wanker who will do sociology.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Sociology?
Media Studies maybe.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Never.
Maths or Economics for me, maybe even PPE if the uni offers it.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Hahaha oh fucking hell.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I'm predicted a GCSE A* in Maths so there.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Oh god, please stop.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:08, Reply)

oh god,
So there? really? you're using so there? HHAHAHAHAHA!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Never mind that
the only subject with a steeper learning curve between GCSE and A Level than Maths is Chemistry. A* at GCSE doesn't mean shit either, you need about 60% on the higher tier exam to get that.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

A predicted A*, no less.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)

This is true,
he's fucked, i hope he's still posting in a few years so we get to witness the breakdown as he sees the disapointment in his fathers face when he comes home with his results.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Friends of mine have done their Maths AS, they're in an accelerated group, I was just in the top group for GCSE Higher Maths.
I've looked at their work and it's not that hard.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Can you come hang out on the /Talk board some more?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I heard board crossing was taboo.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

At this point you'll struggle to look like more of a nob.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

do you believe everything you read on the internet?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I didn't say AS Level, I said A Level.
You're definitely fucked if that's the level of attention you pay.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

He won't have a choice.
He'll go to the nearest university so that he can stay at home and he'll study what his daddy tells him to study. My money would be on accountancy or pharmacy at an ex-poly. Daddy is still hoping for medicine but realism will soon be kicking in.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I'll try for the best uni possible.
Wawrick or Bath are very good, I hear, or Aber.
Nothing wrong with Wolvo or Brum though.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)

You'll get rejected across the board there.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I've heard Salford's a good laugh.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I heard that too.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Hahaha.
I know that university admissions have become more lax than your grandmother's twat, but if either of those offer you a place then the education system of this entire country is fucked.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

please don't come to wales

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I can see him the sort that comes to Oxford Brookes (ex poly here, not bad, but not great)
and yet when anyone asks he says that he's at Oxford University.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

like me accidentally implying I work for swansea uni
i don't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Looks to me like you're an idiot from the blank grin and empty eyes.
But what do i know?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I was just posing

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)

A bit more effort and you could elevate yourself to drooling retard.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

you do look a bit chubby lad

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

hahahaha awesome
oh mercy me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)