I'm 12 stone and 5 feet 9 inches tall.
Where is this idea that I'm fat coming from?
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Chubby Chops

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

So what is the proper weight for a 16 year old in your eyes?
Say less than 10 stones and I'll laugh in your face, I've got 9 stone friends and they're veeeery skinny.
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

For a savant you don't spell very well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

ANSWER THE QUESTION SO THAT 'FREEFAIR' CAN DESTROY YOU WITH FACTS!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

JULIETWASFOURTEENANDI@VEGOTTHELAWKNOWLEDGESOI@LLDESTROYTHEPOLICEIFTHEYEVERCATCHMECOZTHEYWON@TCAUSETHELAWISEPEMERALORWHATEVERTHEWORDIS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

He's really come to love his creation.
He can't believe we're calling it a fat, mongfaced, aspiring nonce.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

HAHATHATWASMYPLANALLALONGTROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

If the state was on the business of punishing teen sex school nurses wouldn't be giving condoms to 14 year olds.
As they do.
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Except to the school uglies like you, they're wasted on your 'dead hand posh wank'
tm freefair
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

i have to say
this made me laugh far far too much.

well done, you flame-haired sex-pot god of north london, you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)

The Disappointed thinks the kid is you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

that's just daft
Ms Swipe isn't the sort who'd bother with something so completely stupid and pointless. Which is why I think it is most likely Wormulus
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)

She pays £300 for shampoo.
So while she might not be the kid, she knows plenty about stupid and pointless.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)

ah, but I think everyone agrees that Freefair is stupid and pointless
whereas some people might agree that £300 shampoo is worthwhile
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

in my defence
that is for about 6 shampoos, not just one shampoo...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I heard that it's £300 for one sachet, the size of a Heinz tomato ketchup in a motorway services cafe

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)

ha
i tried one sock-puppet, once. rory caught me out in about 2 seconds flat and i never bothered again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

as we explained, very slowly, yesterday
they hand out condoms to children because they accept that 14 year olds might have sex with other 14 year olds. Not ideal, but better to offer protection than stick you fingers in your ears and go "lalalala we can't hear you"

They are not, strangely, trying to encourage 16 year olds to shag younger children. What with that being, oh yeah, illegal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Rather than whimpering to a bunch of grown ups
why don't you fuck off outside and be a teenager, you pasty fucking mess.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

that's got to be in about, what, the 90-95th centile for a teenage boy?
or, in other words, "heifertown"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

MY BMI is 24.7!!
Not even overweight as 25% of young people are.
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)

FACTS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I don't like people using statistics like this :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Wilt in the face of FACTS, Chompy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

shame his father didn't do exactly that
about 29 years ago
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

But then you wouldn't be here.
*winks*
*taps nose*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)

*shifty nod*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

You're a lazy lardarse in a generation of slightly lazier lardarses.
You must be so proud.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

His parents are so proud they painted another tyre white and put some plastic flowers in it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

No it isn't
BMI doesn't work in the same way for adults as for children. If you were 30 then, yes, your BMI would be about 25. For a kid, your height-to-weight puts you top-end overweight, because there's no way you've built adult muscle mass for your frame.

I mean, we could judge you as an adult, but of course then you'd be a nonce what with the 14 year old girls thing. So, a chunk or a nonce, your call.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I'd rather be a chunk than a nonce, but what will 'FreeFair' choose...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Look, I don't fancy any 14 yeas olds nd tbh I don't actually plan on screwing anyone younger than me.
I was just defending people that have.
So yeah, Adult please.
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

HE'S DEFENDING PEOPLE WHO FUCK 14 YEAR OLDS
(and he's totally a teenager and I really believe this creation exists, and its parents must be heartbroken)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)

This is not the Conservative way.
You should be looking forward to the time you can hire prostitutes dressed as school girls. With you wearing a nappy sitting in your own filth.

That is the Conservative way.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)

You can't magically gain an adult build by announcing "Adult please", you fucking idiot.
You're a flabby teenager. One of a horrible mass of flabby teenagers whose revolting laziness and gluttony will eventually cripple the health provision in this country. You're a fucking disgrace. Get off your flabby arse and do something. You disgust me.

Let's fuck.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

he's gone to find some more FACTS.
You're going to be sorry now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)

No facts, but I should imagine whatever strain weight puts on the NHS will be cancelled out by the lower rates of smoking among the young
and also I don't plan on drinking , apart from perhaps the odd red wine with meals.
I know so many people for whom drink has utterly ruined their lives
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)

that's what you think we'd think you'd think proper conservative homeowners would do
and not EX council house owners.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I know more people for whom drinking and smoking has enhanced their lives.
Smokers also pay a lot of tax, whereas fatties don't pay so much.

You should think these things through.

also, as an ex(ish) smoker and an ex(ish) fattie, I can boldly state that being a smoker is better than being fat, hands down, no question.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Fatboy tears. Blub blub blub.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

HEY YOU GUYS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Hay

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)