Nah. Frigid bitch.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She's not very attractive

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

THAT DID NOT HAPPEN AND WE HAVE TO PLAY NICE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

it did happen
but it was, and is incredibly boring.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Fuck off, it counts as internet drama
Which is about all we can hope for round here
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

yes but very dull drama
to summarise:
Otherwise decent bloke over-reacts to mild insult to his girlfriend and subsequently apologises, tedious people continue to bring it up in the hope that he will chuck his toys again, which he obviously won't, I fall asleep.

And having said that I shall shut up because I realise I am only prolonging the tediousness of it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I don't want him to chuck his toys again and I ain't seen no 'pologies.
But sometimes tittiness shouldn't be forgotten so quickly.
This is the internet. It's very serious.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

meh, I said dull, not reprehensible
its an aesthetic judgement more than anything.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I just don't feel emotionally and mentally ready to have a conversation with Darth just yet.
I'm still healing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

perhaps you could have a strop
and cause a drama?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

what about?
I have very few sensitive areas and I don't make a habit of making them known online.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

then make something up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU ! TO EVEN SUGGEST THAT I MIGHT MAKE THINGS UP!
I hate you
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HATE ME!
YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING THINGS UP AND YOU SMELL OF WEE
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE
well once today anyway and i'm wearing my special pants, so you can't smell anything you dirty welsh sheep-fucker.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME WELSH
MY SHEEP-FUCKING WAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NATIONALITY
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

*is now laughing to hard to continue being outraged*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

does that mean I win?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

only at this.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Home Sweet Home
Those were the days alright. Hopefully when Mistaspakkaman returns from his travels interfering with foreign children whose families can be bought off for five dolla, we can once again return to those halycon days. He'll have to drag Maladicta back out of retirement though...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Well, there's aren't many options
for sexual fantasy ion those books that wouldn't involve bestiality or pedophilia, I think she may be the only adult human(ish) female character.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

It's almost as if
it were a book for children!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

written by a christian.
doesn't stop me wanting to find a dirty little sexual fantasy in it I'm afraid. LOTR is even harder, more wimmins, put they are all so pure and sexless, I think i'd end up doing Sam's bird.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Well, she comes up to the right height, I suppose...
Though doesn't he go to great pains to say they're the same size as a nine year old child?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

having just finished reading the hobbit and lord of the rings again
I can safely say he does not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Fair enough.
It's been fifteen years since I read them, so I may have been misremembering. I was pretty sure he said that though. *frowns*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

the guys in it are filthy, though
Aragon would definitely get it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Which one was Sean Bean?
Was it Boromir? He'd get it from me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

yeah, boromir
I do him, but I'd be thinking of Aragorn. Lame girls want Legolas, but he's just too inoffensive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Aragorn was Viggo Mortensen, yes?
I think I'd still rather have Sean Bean. And Legolas can fuck right off. I couldn't do any bloke with better hair than me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

yeah, he's not that fit in other stuff
it's the tall, dark, ranger, larper look that does it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Susan and, er, the other one are both adults at the end of the second book

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

pervert

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Yes?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)