I suppose it would be interesting to know what some of the 'personalities' on this board are really like
not the normalish people, the total cunt, I figure they can't be like that in real life or they'd spend most of their time is hospital, but it would be interesting to see the real person behind the vitriol.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

name and shame.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

of the top of my head you understand Wormulous, Rory might be worth a skwiz
sorry the pills are kicken and typing is becomingnufn
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Lordy man, what are you on?

(berk, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Ecstasy.
I used to post on BBC Collective and one night, while on decent pills, I posted sparkly, rambling prose that did that spiralling thing that verbal conversations do when you're off your tits on pills.

I read it back the next day and was sort of proud that I still maintained grammatical and spelling standards.

I fucking love ecstasy. My favourite drug by a long long way. Excellent as a social thing too. No violence at all. Ever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:47, Reply)

just these sleeping pills the doc gave me, last Time thew-y didn't do any more than those hippy wank herbal ones,
so he said "take two" so now I hve an the screen is allwibly like frosted glass. i shud to to bed but it's fun to see what hapens
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:48, Reply)

haha
keep typing! It's funny
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)

it;s gettng the mamds to cooperate and the keys noit to mvr aroiund
also di=ouble wisin, walkingid run,



make sem[=nse of rtha seekshagger
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I think i've been insulted
but it's hard to say
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)

not surprised given you nemtalaquity

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)

you're actually getting
slightly more lucid, going by the typing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

yeah, wonderif I can walk

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)

you just need to roll as far as something soft

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:47, Reply)

made it bach in one peec

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Surely staying up to see what happens
rather negates the point of the sleeping pills?
(berk, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)

and you wake up inthe morning
with teh keyboard imprinted on your face
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)

seeing if they;ll win or nit
so fsr so strange
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I think they might be winning this battle

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:20, Reply)

not!
i'm awakeso i win
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)

fair play
I thought you'd gone.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)

only in the head dear lady
quite compos mnetis,
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)

you should probably sleep though
you took those pills for a reason
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

yes i did
touched by your concern night
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Could we expand it to hacking b3ta accounts
so we can properly identify the meatpuppets.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I'm still convinced GloriaHull was one of you buggers.
The alternative is too terrifying to contemplate.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Who?
I'm quite tempted to create one just for the craic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Aggressive snooty Daily Mail type, viewed anyone from /talk as a barbarian invader, large part of vocabulary made up by the words "twelve" and "virgin".
A regular a few years ago, not long after /offtopic started.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Apparently, FreeFair doesn't know who this is and works for News International.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

I thought you were on about me, then I realized you were on about something else.

(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Freefair replied to this
And I replied to it.

It's like Alice in Wonderland now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I don't remember that one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)

She peddled fairly typical QOTW fare in the bad old days, for instance:
www.b3ta.com/questions/fakingit/post197072
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Written like a man would write.
It's just retold Razzle style letters page material. Miles better than anything Spanky ever posted, so not him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I don't think I have the skills to have a fake account on here.
Whereas on a Fulham board I'm on it's a piece of piss, my latest one was me pretending to be a father of a boy who went to a recent game in the Faroe Islands by fishing boat, but had lost contact with him. I said it's presumed he's lost at sea and had about eighty replies all offering to help start an online search party (whatever that is).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:33, Reply)

The thing about fake accounts is that everyone has their own way of typing, constructing sentences etc. that often makes them very identifiable.
If you're cunning and dedicated enough, you can disguise yourself by changing either or both of these.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Narrative voice.
A difficult thing to change at a whim.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

I'm getting more cunty by the day.
In real life too I mean.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Oh, me too.
My patience is severely depleted.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Grumpy old women

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)

is there any other kind?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)

grumpy young women

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I take this to mean the size of your fanny is expanding.
And is becoming more flappy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)

It's a nightmare in the breeze

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)

tinyurl.com/6cvfgl4
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)

hahahaha

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)