Just to settle the whole Teen sex row I started before
FYI I have do actually believe Underage sex is wrong (unless it's someone in your own year and you're over 15), but tbh I was saying that it happens so often because it isn't stopped by many people.
The original comments were "I was the only B3tan who could get away with chasing schoolgirls" (meaning people up to 3 years younger than me, I supposed)

I was not saying I would or should, but It is likely someone of my age could.
(Btw I haven't had sex yet, In-fact i haven't even stepped up to the base, let alone hit a home run)
(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:51, 62 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck off Jim'll.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:52, Reply)

NONCE!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Oh, right, so you're saying that you support underage sex, as long as it's with a classmate?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Maybe you should read the Cloyne Report, it has people far smarter than you trying to justify their paedophilia. You could learn something from it.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Well If I had sex with someone born in August 95 it's illegal but hardly breaking a social taboo.
Also, hate to be a bastard, but isn't pedophilia lust for pre-pubescent girls.
I find the things that come with puberty and completing it to be what makes a person attractive.
(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Maybe you should read Lolita.
I love that book endlessly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Already seen the Jeremy Irons film on TV.
It's a great adaptation but I'm hardly going to approve of its content.
(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

What makes you think that you have to 'approve of the content'?
You peculiar boy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:14, Reply)

because he isn't real! it's like the fucking candyman!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)

What I mean is
Just because I have seen the film doesn't mean I'd like to see it reenacted in reality.
(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Of course not. You peculiar boy.
I wouldn't advise reading the novel yet. It will be a bit advanced for you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I have read one or two philosophy, biographical and economics books, they weren't to advanced for me...
So I'll ask how much harder can a novel be?
(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I should point out I had the reading age of an 18 year old aged 6.

(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:23, Reply)

You are talking through your arse there son.
And there is a vast, vast gulf between reading mass market non-fiction and serious, intelligent literary fiction and actually understanding what the text is doing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

A reading age has nothing to do with mental and emotional maturity
Reading is a skill of memory and decoding.
Just look at Daily Mail readers.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:27, Reply)

What I said and she backed up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I'm like an Exam passing machine.
I'd admit Memory and decoding, thats always been my forte tbh.
(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Which has nothing whatsoever to do with understanding and true learning.
So you could in fact be as thick as pigshit.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)

He is thick as pigshit.
He likes the Tories.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)

He's certainly got the politics the wrong way round
I think even Margaret Thatcher said that everyone should be a Socialist when they're young.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Margaret Thatcher said a lot of things.
And she was a frightful bitch.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)

She was, but on this one I think she was right.
If you're not a socialist when you're young you truly have no soul.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Wasn't the second part "If you've not become right wing by the time you're 40 you have no brain"?

(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:40, Reply)

I believe it was
So you're soulless then?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Nah, I just decided to just skip the part where you make the mistake.

(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

shame your parents weren't so considerate.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Who said anything about me making a mistake?
Presumptuous of you.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:48, Reply)

"You", meaning in this context "people in general"

(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Well it might have been more correct then to have said that to start with
Don't you think?
Particularly as you began with 'I' and then mentioned 'you' in reply to me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Or you have shit wages and lots of bills to pay.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Leraning to me is memorizing what somebody has told you or what you have experienced and applying it to other situations.

(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Yes, applying it to other situations is the key there
You said that memory and decoding were your forte - that's not applying.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

He strikes me as a natural filing clerk.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

He strikes me as a natural frightful berk.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

For once you aren't entirely wrong, but you are also wrong.
Yes, paedophilia technically refers to an attracting to pre-pubescents, but the common usage refers to attraction to people under the age of consent.

And in terms of "hardly breaking a social taboo" why don't you tell the father of an underage girl that you're going to fuck her, and see how he reacts?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

So technically you're an ephebophile.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Seeing as I'm going through puberty myself, its hardly horrifying.
If I shagged an 18 year old just finishing puberty would that be wrong?
Now that isn't even illegal.
(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:13, Reply)

It's quite likely to get you accused of rape though.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:14, Reply)

By who?

(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Have a guess.
Do you really think any self-respecting 18 year old girl would voluntarily let a 16 year old boy poke one up her?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I'd say no 21 year old would get screwed by an 85 year old.
But look at Hugh Hefner.
I dunno TBH, it depends on peoples attitude to age gaps.
(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Or underaged gaps.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:20, Reply)

*sigh*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)

N to the O to the N to the C to the motherfucking E y'all.
Me main nigga Freefair is a noncing cannonball.

Easy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Oh may dayz, I've been here for half your life =S

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Freefair
I charge out at £25 an hour. I expect that Jeff charges more.

Could you give us your address so we can reclaim the wasted time in posting on a thread that you'll delete?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)

i'm £410 an hour plus vat and disbs
that's just for legal advice though. sex is negotiable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Is the sex cheaper than the advice?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Do one Wormulus you fucking prick!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:13, Reply)

soooooooo by "settle" you mean
"i haven't had any attention for about 24 mins so i'm going to remind people of it"

dude, you gotta have DD tits before you can get away with this level of beakering.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)

alright swipeypoos?
haven't heard from you in A G E S.

You must be missing me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

urgh that reminds me of the worst word on the planet ever
"drinkipoos".

it actually makes the flesh creep and shrivel all off my body
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)

It's certainly a very twee word for liquid faeces.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)

people who say it
should be made to drink it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

good diet plan then.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Sorry bbz.
*waggles eyebrows*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

new thread.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)

A good percentage of 14 year olds
have 14 year old girlfriends/boyfriends. A lot of them fuck. A lot of the sex is bad and a bit traumatising. There's a reason it's illegal for the under-16s, mind the age is 13 in Spain and 18 elsewhere. You can get stoned for extra-marital sex in certain Islamic countries. It's definitely not cool to fuck someone younger than you if you're above legal age, granted it happens when youngsters are only just above legal age because teenagers are naive and randy, and they're not as much to blame as a fat 40-year old creep, or even a 19-year old virgin. Just remember the law is there for a reason.

You might not need to worry though. You sound asexual.

I dunno what I'm trying to prove here. Just not sure given the OP's age he quite qualifies as a "nonce" yet, but yeah, keep it to yourself dude and be good, ideally find someone of legal age you've spent time getting to know. Older girls rule. They might cure your political bullshit.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:23, Reply)

lol virgin
I fucking love you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Hahahah you fucking wanker.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 0:56, Reply)

You seem to come across as a right fucking spastic each week on here.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 1:28, Reply)

NONCE!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I don't make the law
just obey it.
( WormuIus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)