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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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ME ME ME ME ME!
Let's talk about ME!
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:46,
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no! me!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:47,
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Which of your many qualities did you wish to discuss?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:47,
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My third chin.
and second roll of belly flab.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:50,
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Is that third chin down or third chin from the bottom of your many many chins?
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Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:52,
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there is nothing mysterious about you
apart from how you managed to have sex with a member of the opposite sex
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:47,
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It certainly wasn't because I flashed my money around.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:49,
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what money?
jazz hands don't count
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:52,
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member of the opposite sex bike
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:53,
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And I don't mean your wife, al.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:53,
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I should think not.
And the answer is, I drilled a hole at the back of the cross bar.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:54,
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i love that bit about
"he claimed it was a misunderstanding after having too much to drink"
er...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:57,
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especially when it was
a menstrual cycle
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