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Oh, many, many 'memorable' songs.
Let's start with teh Titanic song, move swiftly through the Bodyguard song and the Robin Hood song, and head straight for the Ghost song.
In fact, almost any 'epic' movie song. Yes, MoonRiver, I'm looking at you too.
Alt: no-one, because I am arthritic and can only stand in one place shaking my hips around seductively. And that's not even a real dance. Having said that, it does get the job done.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:15,
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You leave Moon River alone!
You can have the rest though
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:19,
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Moon River is shit.
And Holly Golightly wanted a fucking slap. Silly tart.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:23,
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No question
but Robin Hood was a badass motherfucker, it doesn't provide Bryan Adams with any redeeming features
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:28,
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No, Kevin Costner gan get to fuck as well.
I hate the one-expressioned mongoloid more than i hate Nicholas Cage. Which is saying something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:29,
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Costner was a crap Locksley, no doubt
But he was still ROBIN FUCKING HOOD.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:30,
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Cary Elwes was better
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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Sinatra was even better.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:33,
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Sinatra? Really?
I had no idea he'd played him.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:36,
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Not strictly speaking
but in
Robin & the seven hoods - which, for a mucical, is cocking ACE! And it has Peter Falk in it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:38,
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He was, if only for the "I can do an English accent" line
Terrible film though. No-one touches Errol Flynn as the Hood. NO-ONE.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:38,
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Not even Russell Crowe!
Mwahahahaha
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Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:47,
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I forgot
Robin Hood is revered as some sort of pikey GOD where you come from, isn't he?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:48,
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The phrase you're looking for is "folk hero"
and yes. A bit like your lot with William Wallace, except more likely to have actually existed.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56,
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William Wallace definitely existed
It just everything in Braveheart was utter bollocks.
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Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06,
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The bit where he led a Scottish army to defeat an English one was especially funny
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:16,
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Wallace and Moray led the Scottish against the English at Stirling Bridge and defeated them
fact
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Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:31,
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as on
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49,
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hahahha
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51,
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Those power house vocalists sort of make me want to scrape my ears out.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:21,
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They make me want to scrape *their* lungs out.
Also, since we've had the whole Simon Cowell-powered hits, every fucking song has to have a completely pointless key change somewhere in the middle.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:23,
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And people clapping through the first ten seconds of it, like they're applauding themselves for recognising the song.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:24,
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They used to do that on 'Stars in their Eyes'
We know what level we're dealing with now.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:25,
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It's extremely rare that one of his projects make it here
even if they're from American Idol, it's extremely rare
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:25,
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Weren't Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson his?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:26,
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Jennifer Hudson got rejected from Idol
Cowell told her she'd only get one shot, and she'd blown it. Good call.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:29,
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Yeah but she's making bank now and has an oscar
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32,
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And she's lost 80lbs
That's like a whole pussycat doll!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:35,
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That's what I meant
The "Good call" was meant to be saracastic. Telling a woman who can do justice to "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going", never mind win an Oscar for it, that she's not good enough for American Idol has to be one of the all-time lapses in judgement.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:37,
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I thought you meant it was a good call for him.
I don't know, I don't watch american idol.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:39,
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Have you ever seen this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYCCavxFqSU
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:48,
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I hadn't
Bloody hell that girl can sing. Shame about the face. Never stopped Mariah, mind
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:57,
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I think she was about 11 there...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00,
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Yeah, as well as a fuck load of others that didn't quite make it in the pop music industry
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:30,
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Yuck
Cowell the fucking karaoke Sauron.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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i hate american idol
i really really do
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32,
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I love Kelly Clarkson
I've seen her live three times.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32,
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are you for real?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:34,
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Absolutley
First time I went I had to go on my own as the Mrs decided to go Ski-ing. Fantastic concert.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:35,
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He paid to see Foreigner, Krizz.
Foreigner.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:35,
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No, I paid to see Journey and Styx.
I thought Foreigner would be a little bonus, but they weren't.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:39,
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I don't think I know a single song they sing.
Off the top of my head, I mean.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:39,
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AH WANNA KNOW WHAT LURVE ISSSSSSSS
AH WANCHOO DA SCHOAMEEEEEEE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45,
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Oh okay
I think I like that song
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49,
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Just because they come over here taking our jobs doesn't mean they're necessarily a crap band, Monty
The songs do that.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:41,
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