The Apprentice is so shit this year.
I'd give Helen a proper seeing to, though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who?
pictures please.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Second on the left.
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/16/article-2014664-0D06046200000578-296_468x586.jpg
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

you're welcome to her
too many teeth.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

She is someone I'd shag but wouldn't go out with.
I'm out of her league, init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Good point
I suppose I wouldn't totally turn her down if she asked nicely and I had nothing better to do, but if she does I'll send her your way mate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

oh, you're such a lad, barry

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

lad +fat sweaty virgin
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Nahh not Barry, his dad's Wolf from Gladiators or something like that
Birds go weak at the knees once he works that into the conversation
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Certainly makes me moist
How's life treating you Rory?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Busy ain't I, finish work in 20 mins, and then it's all rock and roll

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

what in god's name do you do that involves working at this time on a Sunday?
everyone else probably knows, but humour me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

professional board troller

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I thought that was a hobby
you mean you can get paid for it? where do I sign up?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)

CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

OK Rory
I believe you, thousands wouldn't
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)

S'troo AS GOD IS MY WITNESS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)

are you that dude off of that apprentice thing people go on about, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

OK then.
Don't work too hard, and lock up when you're done. Should probably be more cunty but I'm heading for bed, I've had a hard weekend not being a captain of fucking anything and enjoying it immensely.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I won't see it till I get home
So please don't tell me who wins...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

The last two weeks I forgot to watch it/I was asleep when it was on.
And before I went to watch it on iPlayer I'd have a browse of the Daily Mail website and in a huge article at the top it'd tell you who got fired. I always forget they do that so I've not watched the last few episodes because they ruined it for me. Suppose it serves me right for reading the Daily Mail.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)