Stella is Pish
If you must drink larger at least drink decent larger, preferably for Chermany where they know how to do these things properly.

I had a few glasses of Samuel Smiths Organic Cherry Beer at the weekend, and poncey as it sounds it was most nice.

Alt: I'm not a northerner but I do like a pint of something proper London Pride is a decent pint if you want something mass market and readily available and I think well of Doom Bar. I used to drink Newkie Brown for years, but for some reason haven't touched the stuff in a whiloe, I think it's the proliferation of decent beers and ciders.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah those Belgians have a really shit reputation for beer don't they?*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

*no, they don't

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Fuck Belgium man
I was there once for half an hour and it Sucked. The Germans have purity laws for beer, which is the kind of thing I'd have thought you'd be all in favour of.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Really? The Germans got in trouble over their purity laws not so long ago
you'd think they'd steer clear.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

POTD.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

While there may have been a few regrettable genocide related incidents in the past
I find the Germans generally have their heads screwed on, they banned Scientology for one thing and they sell food in stations which is not only edible, but positively nice and even affordable, which is a genius idea.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Factual accuracy
doesn't stand in my way when there's a cheap joke available.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

"cheap genocide joke"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Cheapest of all the mass murder jokes.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I'm impressed that you can spell lager incorrectly twice in one sentence

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

He's been on the larger.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

it's a term used in man-whoring

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Nonsense
Surely I'd know it, were that the case
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

At least I'm consistenty inaccurate
And larger/lager/whatever you call that yellow piss is effeminate girly beer for North London ponces such as Monty and his ilk.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

is London unside down England?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Monty is an oik.
Ilks are Canadian.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

he has a pet Ilk
which dances while he DJs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

A moose with a cold.
OMG I am on fire today.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Ilk you cretin
just because I cannot spell, does not mean my vocabulary is impoverished:
dictionary.reference.com/browse/ilk
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Yup
the softies are in the north and the deprived stabby part is in the south, so we get the benefit of looking down on the North Londonders for being soft and the northerners for being grim, and generally we are just the best, because we have access to all the cosmopolitan culture and shit in London, wile remaining well 'ard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

you're still a southerner
being 'the slightly less wussy wuss in a bunch of wusses' isn't that great an achievement.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Being a Croydon Faglord is nothing to shout about

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Fuck off Croydon
Croydon is so far out it's practically countryside.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Congratulations on living somewhere shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Why thanks you
shit = cheap so I'm happy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

You live in wales
The worst you risk on a daily basis is being nibbled by a sheep or rained on. I live in New Cross, a brief look at the crime statistics will tell you who is harder. How many times have you had the police knocking on your door at 3AM?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

New Cross? Pah!
Be lucky if you don't get your back doors kicked in at 3AM.

Lewisham is where the big dogs run.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

This is a point actually
Even I do not like visiting Lewisham, hive of scum and villainy etc.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Villainy says "Afternoon".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

You poor fucker
and the rent is even a bit higher over there if memory serves, I don't know why anyone lives there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

For the drugs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)

This makes sense.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)

it's been a while since I got
my back doors kicked in at 3am
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

twice
then once at 8am. It was a rough night.

I don't think you stealing humous money off of the kids outside Waitrose counts as a real crimewave
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

New Cross is a real shit hole.
It has a Sainsburys. Imagine that?!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

if it had any other shops that weren't convenience shops
it would be like a real place.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I noes!
It has the obligatory 58 chicken places though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

my brother claims that the way to find out how rough a place is is by counting chicken places
more chicken places=rougher
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

He's an observant fellow, your brother.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

and shockingly racist

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)