I admire your bulldog spirit, young man.
You are simply desperate to start a fight at every turn.

I actualy agree that now everyone is bandwaggonning on this one and putting the boot in, there's definitely an element of that.

I do take issue with you on the 'world class service' issue, though - he peddles shit, to cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why shouldn't we put the boot in?
Precisely for the reason of peddling utter tripe to the lowest common denominator.

The public wants what the public gets, indeed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)

The public are cunts and should die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Going Underground?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Yup.
Paul Weller is a very smart man.

I like a lot of his music.

Now that's entertainment.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Monty, you know I of all people have no issue with your sticking up for the underdog in the face of endless abuse
Nonetheless I can't help but wonder if you have a vested interest here. Can you recall every woman you had sex with when you were 20-21? Did any of them have Indian heritage or roots in Wolverhampton?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Oh, that would be fucking loverly.
And the best part would be Monty would try his best to be a good dad and look after the lad, can you imagine his and his 'parents' horror?. Addled druggie that he is he's a conscientious father.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'm taking his failure to deny the suggestion as an admission of guilt
as opposed to "having work to do" or "refusing to acknowledge such a preposterous idea". DNA tests please. How bushy are Monty's eyebrows, anyone?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I think we need the Jeremy Kyle Show to sort this one out

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I would fucking love that
The amount of disdain generated by Monty were he to meet Kyle would break television
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Wolver-fucking-hampton?
You sir, are sailing very close to duel territory.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

BREAK BATTLE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)