I can't stand The Apprentice.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have never watched it
but people always assume I do for some reason. Just like everyone assumes I'm a vegetarian
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I can't stand Alan Sugar
but I love watching the muppets who can't find their arse with both hands and a map. It makes me feel really competent.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

It's the back slapping fuckwits that I despise.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

To be fair
that's what I despise about b3ta.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Hahaha, well done, that's awesome.
Oh man, you're clever.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

That's the sort of thing a backslapping fuckwit would say ;)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Yes.
It is.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

having seen kroney walk past me on several occasions
i can safely say he is more of the knuckledragging variety of fuckwit...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Fuck off
I'm a paragon of manliness you horrible old trout.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

what was that?
i couldn't hear you over all the shuffling and scraping noises.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I find Alan Sugar a truly loathesome individual
And the one time I watched it, they managed to find a person who was even more hideously slimy and objectionable than "Lord Sugar" himself. Despite some people's protestations, I fail to see the point in watching a television programme in which I'm going to passionately hate the participants.

(Unless, of course, said programme is "The Apprentice - You're Fired! (And therefore being smeared with beef stock and dropped into an olympic-size swimming pool filled with crocodiles)")
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)