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Most of us are
Probably even Rory's nice enough when he's within punching distance.
I, on the other hand, and a complete cunt, as you know.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:10,
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Oh dear, have you been taking hardmanning lessons from Darth?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:11,
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Why yes, as you ask.
I'm now nearly as hard as he is.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:13,
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You must get severe beats most nights down New Cross
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:14,
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That I do
but I find if I scream like a girl and flair around with my arms they go easy on me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16,
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Is anyone else reading this as homoerotic?
...and hot?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:15,
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I am, that's for sure
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16,
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=/
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17,
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We've already established that he's got a cheesy knob
that's all hard now as well, tuck in
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17,
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Hard cheese is arguably better than soft.
Doesn't smell as much, for a start.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:18,
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have you tried microwaving something with parmasan in it?
Turns out if you do it at work, people get really cross
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:20,
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Luckily I don't htink he'll be microwaving his nob any time soon.
That's past German in deviancy, that is.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:21,
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This is definitely soft knob cheese, with added faecal matter
Very much an acquired taste
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:20,
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So you're fantasising about me and your internet boyfriend now?
Which of us is dressed as Mal and which as Jayne?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:21,
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you were fine
apart from the bike. only complete cunts ride bikes. sorry. but i don't know anyone who rides a bike who isn't a complete cunt.
except pjm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:11,
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and you seemed perfectly pleasant
for a lawyer, of course all lawyers will be up againsy the wall come the revolution, but try not to take it personally.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:15,
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so long as you don't make me ride up to the wall on a bike
that's cool
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16,
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I'm not sure how one even does that
is it a BMX thing?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:18,
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