I dunno
on paper she's kind of good looking, but there is something missing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think she's torybot's ideal woman though.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I thought that was Anne Widdicombe?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I think it's you love.
You're both Tories, I think it'd work out. The pillow-talk alone would be worth it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I don't think It could work.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Come now, you're selling yourself short, dear boy.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

And Widdecombe is too Traditionalist although this would hardly top my list of objections.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I mean this in the nicest possible way, mate
You'd be incredibly lucky to pull a girl like Amberl.

This is meant more as a compliment to her than an insult to you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)

he's too fucking dim for a start

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Also, Amberl is pretty fucking picky
According to my incredibly sparse criteria
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

does "having an orifice" count as criteria?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I meant she doesn't fancy me
and therefore is picky.

As is almost everyone who ever lived. Weird that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

once again something else we have in common

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

This might be my least favourite one to date

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

On the counterpoint it means
you and Vipros have a nice similarity in both having healthy longterm relationships
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Do you fancy his missus as well?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Right now there is only one person I fancy

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

It's tortybot, isn't it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Remember my rules
1) No-one under 21
2) No idiots
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Oh right yeah.
Fucked on both counts I think then.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)

or rather not-fucked

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

There are a veritable feast to choose from.
sexymp.co.uk/
Look at the top 23.
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)

none of them are doing it for me
#5 in particular has the look of someone hit by a shovel.

I find it odd that you look to MPs for women to fancy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)

The site was mentioned in some papers and is run by one of the cast of "Made in Chelsea"

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)

they should be burned alive

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Funny you should specify the top 23
as number 24 is the only halfway length-worthy woman on there.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I deliberately avoided her....

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I am entirely unsurprised.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

She's banging number 22.
They're both insufferable.
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Interestingly
out of the 23 you have specified, only 9 are actually women.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Well I'm not talking about the men am I. Some of the others ain't bad too.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

You deliberately said to look at the top 23.
which are either men, or women that look like men.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

She's got a face like a breeze block.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

she had the room underneath my ex at oxford
he told me 2 memorable things about her. on the first day, she was apparently wandering around saying "i feel like i'm drowning in honey" (i know it's 'brideshead'. she's still a twat).

and secondly, he said she was the noisiest screamer when shagging EVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Well she is a chick flick /romance author.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

And therefore, surely dim as a burnt-out lightbulb?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Smart enough to have called her own novels
"Junk with no redeeming literary merit"
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

You say that as though quoting Brideshead Revisited
is some sort of defence against being a twat.

I'd say it compounds the original crime of being a vapid nob. I bet she dreams of Heathcliffe. And gossamer. I bet she fucking loves that word.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Just for Balance
Glenda Jackson. Women In Love is pseudo-intellectual tripe.
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)