I've grown a beard
I want people to fookin love it.
( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*loves it*

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

beards are the way
anyone who says otherwise is some kind of limp-wristed nancy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I used to have a beard.
But it aged me by roughly ten years. Not a good thing.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

mine probably ages me some
but it hides the roundness of my face

plus, it's fucking awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I've decided it's the way to go

( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

soundcloud.com/the-beards/you-should-consider
( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

you are correct

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

*tries to grow beard*

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

You have an arse beard already

( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I beg your pardon?
There is no hair around my arsehole.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I have photographic evidence

( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Well keep it to yourself.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

what's it worth?

( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

my dad has a beard - yay!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

My Step Dad has an awesome beard
and congratulated me on my beard the other day. My mum says its a Ewan mcgregor beard which may very well be an insult. Hmmmm
( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

My dad shaved his off round about the same time I grew mine
I'm not sure of the significance of this
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

It means you became a man
whilst your dad became a screaming bender with no more right to live on God's clean Earth than a weasel.
( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Got you
Must kill dad.
/Oedipuslols
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I have a beard
Beards are awesome, chicks dig beards - but not as much as scars!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I love scars.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I pulled my wife by walking up to the table she was sitting at with her girly friends
Shoving my leg up on the table and saying "Look at my awesome scars ladies!"

I was very drunk. She claims she liked how cocksure I was. I think she frothed at the gash at the sight of my AWESOME SCARS!
( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

The poor woman must be constantly quivering with pre-orgasmic trembles now you have a beard to go with those scars
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

pics?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Of my scars
Don't have any to hand, but here's the inside of my leg so you can imagine the mess on the outside.


( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Phwar!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

It's enought to give a woman a hard on

( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Mine's getting a ridiculous amount of grey in it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Real men have grey in their beards

( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Real men have white goatees and grey 'tache.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)