No. They drink sugary brown wankwater with the word "tea" rather disingenuously printed on the can.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That shit's nasty, Shambles.
I don't buy loose leaves and stir them through the mug like a limp wristed nancy either.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Loose leaves are where it's at, Kristabella.
Bags are the work of satan. Full leaf. None of your chopped up bitter rubbish. Tea. Nom nom fucking nom nom tea.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Tea.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I only drink twinings irish breakfast from tea bags.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I bet you support the IRA and everything.
Terrible terrible business.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)

You can have a go on my tea bags
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Srs, they're probs not very nice

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

you'd betta wash yar silly boy

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)

much as it pains me to agree with you
I must. I had thought K drank the real stuff I guess I was wrong.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Why does it pain you to agree with me?
Agreeing is good. Agreeing is what got us to the moon.

That and a paranoid fear of COMMUNISM.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)

because you generally appear to be a cunt
thus I become a cunt by association.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

but he's smart, see
he's a doctor
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Yeah?
What kind?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)

a chaotic one

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Neither of these denote inteligence
Much less lack of cuntiness
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

an internet doctor

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

You mean I don't pander to the fey and the wet? The weak and the lily-livered?
The wearisome fucking worryworts and beakering self-pitying human tragedies that have turned b3ta from a charmingly amateurish comedy website into a support group homeopathic fucking weep-in for the emotionally incapable?

Yeah. You have a point. Fair enough. You wouldn't want to be tarred with that brush. You'd have no chance of one of the wrecks on here sending you a picture of their tits or arsehole.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

if it's so terrible
why are you here?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Nobody said it was terrible.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

would you like a little cry?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I'll probably have one on monday, if that's all right with you.
I intend to do large quantities of omgdrugs over the weekend and then sprinkle diazepam on a massive bowl of angel delight to recover.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

butterscotch?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Fuck yes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)

What sort of nonce cries into a bowl of strawberry or banana?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I thought the boys sent the pictures of their bumholes. I am so out of the loop here.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

i need to get snapping, too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Different strokes for different folks.
Hence the different boards.

Which you seem unable to grasp.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)

he's winding you all up

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

He's certainly trying to

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

what's the point in calling him a cunt?
it's just a waste of time, he's not going anywhere until he wants to
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I'm going to a festival this weekend.
I'll be out of their hair for four whole days. With luck, they'll calm down enough for their voices to drop to a human-audible register.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
oh, soz, meant hope you have a good time! lol!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Thank you, you dreadful fucking colonial.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)

WE OWN THEM NOW!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah right.
China owns everything. You're just renting until they turf you out to make space for the yellow race.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)

lacist

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I'm not expecting him to
and the point of calling him a cunt is two-fold:
1) he is a cunt
2)it passes the time, like all the pointless banter on here ans is mildly entertaining.
I'm lived on internet message boards far nastier than even /talk for far far too long to take trolls seriously, and on the troll scale he's not even all that nasty.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Oh for crying out loud.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1287852
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Does nobody know the difference between flaming and trolling any more?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

hehe, nice work, quixote
you totally trolled the troll
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Yes. That's exactly what just happened.
It totally wasn't an example of somebody not knowing what a troll is while making a bravado post about their internet cojones.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

oh dear
OK, I'll rise to it.

to quote your earlier linked WIkipedia artical: "In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory[citation needed], extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response"

this is clearly what you are doing, not totally without success.

as for internet cojones, not really, I'd claim some experience with far worse than you, enough not to get wound up, but no more.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Again, I must agree with Herr Docktor Fuckwit
I didn't troll him, I'm not trying to make him angry or wind him up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

(I said that to wind him up, too)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Ah, sorry Cavey
been drinking (nearly a whole pint of fruity cider!) and I'm being dense.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Yay
Look I gots one too!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1287986
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

you're point?
OK, the two terms have gotten rather conflated of late, but I'd argue coming over here to be a tit constitutes fairly gentle trolling and you chosen method is indiscriminate flaming. it might actually be worth while if "I raped your mother today" was not a perfectly acceptable replacement for "good morning" on even the fluffy parts of b3ta.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1287894
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

something of a non sequiter old boy
either I'm being dense or you're being unclear.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

He'll get bored and piss off eventually.
They all do.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

meh, he will if we stop talking to him

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

We all now that's not going to happen.
And I'm hardly going to leave after eight years because a couple of blue-namers have had a whimper at me.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I am aware of what he's trying to do.
I just wish he was funny with it. At least Rory can be witty with his wind ups.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)

OMG RLLY?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

No.
Rory.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Occasionally

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I'm not going to lower my brow far enough for you to find it funny, you thick cunt.
No offence like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

None taken you tedious arsewipe.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Shit. Really?
I must have missed the bit of the FAQ that said we had to take eggshell steps on the qotw sob-artistes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)

See above.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

No, I mean what I say
you generally apear to be a cunt. it's m=not like it''s even an uncommon opinion
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

yup
we've already got our pet troll we don't need another
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Oh man. You mean they don't let you choose who posts here? Those vicious fucks.
Also: you win today's noob award. Collect your porcelain pug on the way out.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

yay

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

*is well jealous*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

There's still a secret draw for the Thatcher toby jug.
Don't give up hope.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

wow
I'm going on eBay to see if these exist. if they do I'm buying one, shitting in it and gazing pics to FreeFare
Edit: Bugger, they do exist but I am not spending £25 on one, for all my love of Thatcher
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)

This^
Rory may be a cunt but he's our cunt
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I don't drink it enough to need to buy whole leaves.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

This is useful
www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A61345
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)

you should know that it's 39 deg c here
so, there's absolutely no chance of me drinking and/or enjoying a cup of tea unless it's sweet iced tea
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

North Africans and Indians drink hot tea.
Iced tea is only fit for soaking your feet after a long walk in new shoes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)

That's what I meant.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

hot tea cools you down

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:08, Reply)

This sounds very much like complete bollocks.
But feel free to improve my grasp of thermodynamics.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)

are you crazy?
I just don't see how, if you drink warm water it makes you hot.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)

It raises your body temperature
so there is less difference between your internal and external temperatures. Therefore you don't feel so hot.

Or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

It's a thing British mums tell their kids
or something. Tea is brilliant for all occassions, though. It's pretty good in vodka
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Don't you mean Vodka is pretty good in tea?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

not so much

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

that's why I like you

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I had this cup of tea once, and I spilt it all over my knackers
that wasn't my immediate first thought
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Your first thought was who's going to suck this tea of my balls wasn't it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)