Wayayayayayyayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How are you, Roota lar?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Tipsy Jeff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Good work.
What are you celebrating?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Well normally, nothing
but today it's a very good friend's MA graduation. And his girlfriend's got a bump with a baby in it and I felt it and said hi and gave it a holy medal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

That all sounds rather jolly.
What are you boozing yourself silly with?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Oh I've stopped now.
Toooo much. You alright, Jeff?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Not bad cheers.
I'm gonna get myself down to Weston super Mare in the not too distance and punch a donkey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Punch anything but a donkey you cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

OI
I hope you're not advocating him punching me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

No way sis

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

What do you suggest I attack?
I don't think dogs will be allowed on the beach at that time of year. And I've no idea how to charm a donkey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Punch a twat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

What if a donkey is being a twat...
Or, at the very least, an 'ass'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Stop it. I feel arlarse on donkeys.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I had to research this
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Scouser

Is that close?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Wow, it's there!
Arlarse is out of order or sly, but AN arlarse/aul'arse is a crafty person/old head on young shoulers/sly cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I'm still none the wiser.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I've read that like a million times now
and I still have no idea what that means.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

'mean' on donkeys.
"Don't be arlarse on him."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

It's like it's a different language.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)

There's one bit of beach they're allowed on all year round
but the main beach is only november to march.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

*Phones the council*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

The council can kiss my pasty Scottish arse.
Bunch of cunts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

They'll have to fight me for the privilage

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Play a little pipe
And it'll come out of a pot.

Oh, hang on - donkeys are them with legs and not forked tongues...

Easy mistake to make though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I forgot to tell you.
You remind me of Grace Dent.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

She the geordie telly girl?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

No, I think she's from Carlisle.
She writes for the Guardian/has loads of books/is prolifically funny on Twitter.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Yeah that's her. I thought she was north east.
Ta. I might have to do that smiley pervy icon. Or a Mr Peanut.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

She looks dead hot in her old icon on the Guardian.
I reckon she was about 25 in that one, mega fit. You're not classy enough to pull off Mr Peanut. Not many people are.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I know my limits, bazza.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I spent ages looking for a Mr Peanut costume.
Turns out they cost about two ton. He's not that bloody classy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Yes he is.
To dress up as him costs two hundred. To BE him, well, that is not even quantifiable.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)